My mother saw me kiss a boy When I was only ten Well you might think that's not too bad But things were different then She pulled me to her side and she sat me on her knees, she said I think it's time that you and I discussed the birds and bees
She pulled me to her side and she sat me on her knees, she said I think it's time that you and I discussed the birds and bees She said always use a condom you can do just what you please They stop you getting pregnant and catchings STDs
Birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and...
Said all men are bastards There's two things they want from you Someone at home to cook their meals And someone they can screw Then after twenty-seven years They'll get a little itch And they'll run off and leave you For some thirty year old bitch
My mother pulled me to her side, sat me on her knees, she said I think it's time that you and I discussed the birds and bees She said if you use a condom you can do just what you please They stop you getting pregnant and catchings STDs
I don't think my mother liked boys very much
Then your thoughts might turn to girlies Don't fight it, it's okay There really is no problem If you find out that you're gay But you might find it hard to form Long-term relationships So my advice, just grab the girl Who's got the biggest tits
My mother pulled me to her side, sat me on her knees, she said I think it's time that you and I discussed the birds and bees She said always use a condom you can do just what you please They stop you getting pregnant and catchings STDs
Birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and...
When she runs off with someone else It might not be the end Cause you might take a fancy To our fine four-legged things But their bits are all in different parts You won't know what to do So I bought this book with diagrams Especially for you
My mother pulled me to her side, sat me on her knees, she said I think it's time that you and I discussed the birds and bees She said always use a condom you can do just what you please They stop you getting pregnant and catchings STDs
Birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and...
Or you might turn to your family A couple's not too bad Just remember uncle Kevin's mine And don't go with your dad I said ma, don't patronize me Don't take me for a fool Everything you've said we learned three years ago in school!
My mother pulled me to her side, sat me on her knees, she said I think it's time that you and I discussed the birds and bees She said always use a condom you can do just what you please They stop you getting pregnant and catchings STDs
Birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and...Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
