If your stupid ex sends you a text I won't judge you if you answer it One more drunk hookup, ha, ain't gonna hurt ya I don't think so, at least So you peed in inappropriate places (whoops) And you eat burgers when you get wasted I won't tell the police you're a vegetarian (unless they ask, you can't lie)
But now you're here in this bathroom Crying and judging yourself, stop that Here's some standup advice From a girl who can't stand up herself
If you think that you're shitty, you're probably not Love that outfit, where'd you get that top? Yeah, nobody hates ya, especially me Hakuna ma-vodka, no worries, baby Don't think for a second you're not, like, totally worth it Your mascara isn't running, your makeup's not ruined This message was brought to you by the messing-up queen Sincerely, drunk me
Well, I think we should talk about me I've done some stupid shit you wouldn't believe (get ready) I broke into a house one night to charge my phone, hmm (is that even legal?) And then I drunk dialed my ex sixty times Yeah, honey, in one night (hello? are you there?) It's called making mistakes, and baby, that's how you grow (hello?) (If this is your voicemail, can you call me back?)
Yeah, sober me has learned to look the other way She knows all the best stories, yeah, they come from me
If you think that you're shitty, you're probably not Love that outfit, where'd you get that top? Yeah, nobody hates ya, especially me Hakuna ma-vodka, no worries, baby Don't think for a second you're not, like, totally worth it Your mascara isn't running, your makeup's not ruined This message was brought to you by the messing-up queen Sincerely, drunk me
Sincerely, drunk me Okay, okay, okay
Yeah, I don't know who out there needs to hear this Excuse me, hello, are you even listening?
If you think that you're shitty, you're probably not Love that outfit, where'd you get that top? Yeah, nobody hates ya, especially me Okay, whoa, I'm gonna get super deep Don't think for a second you're not, like, totally worth it Your mascara isn't running, your makeup's not ruined This message was brought to you by the drunk, crying Messing-up, probably-should-work-on-herself queen You know what, I'm trying my best and I just I'm, I'm just not there yet Sincerely, drunk me
Ha, nailed it More like seriously drunk me Who gives me wine when I'm singing? This is a mistake Fuck it RhinocerosesTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
