I`m naked at an award ceremony I`m hiding behind Jarvis Cocker and he´s eating canapés I`ve got a laser pen and I`m shining it on Salman Rushdie´s forehead like that Missing Brian May´s hair by a fraction Yeah, I`m naked, but nobody seems to mind Record company execs tuck into their meat and two veg I wince but carry on with a tall story about tapestry The theme tune to "Howard´s Way" Plays gleefully in the backround And everybody taps their feet Meat Loaf wets himself he´s gotta leave So I`m asked to fill this place in the show I duet with a chauffeur Who´s driving Whitney Houston or somebody like that We sing "Abide With Me" at the top of our voices To my surprise i get an erection Not a full-one erection like Jeff Stryker but a timid Aled Jones sort of affair Anyway, my singing partner is appalled and leaves the stage Through the medium of dance I explain what Shirley Bassey`s back garden looks like Brings the house down Everyone gets cold and leaves I`m naked at an award ceremony I`m hiding behind Jarvis Cocker and he´s eating canapés I`ve got a laser pen and I`m shining it on Salman Rushdie´s forehead like that Missing Brian May´s hair by a fraction Yeah, I`m naked, but nobody seems to mind Record company execs tuck into their meat and two veg I wince but carry on with a tall story about tapestry The theme tune to "Howard´s Way" Plays gleefully in the backround And everybody taps their feet Meat Loaf wets himself he´s gotta leave So I`m asked to fill this place in the show I duet with a chauffeur Who´s driving Whitney Houston or somebody like that We sing "Abide With Me" at the top of our voices To my surprise i get an erection Not a full-one erection like Jeff Stryker but a timid Aled Jones sort of affair Anyway, my singing partner is appalled and leaves the stage Through the medium of dance I explain what Shirley Bassey`s back garden looks like Brings the house down Everyone gets cold and leaves Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
