[Speech] Ren: Steempy! What's all that racket about? Stimpy: I'm tap-dancing, Ren! Pretty good, huh? Ren: Eet just sounds like noise to me! And you look even more stupid than usual. Stimpy: Oh, pshaw! Tap-dancing is fun, Ren. Why don't you join me? Ren: Ohhh nooo! I'm no eediot. Stimpy: Oh, come on. No one will ever see you. Ren: No way! Stimpy: Just put these shoes on and move your feet... Ren: BACK OFF, MAN! I can do it... Stimpy: Now, don't you feel better? Ren: Hey! Thees ees fun! You're right, Steempy. I'm sorry I'm all the time so mean to you. Stimpy: Think nothin' of it, buddy! Ren: Pal! Stimpy: It's really great to have a chum Who's kind and caring and lots of fun He slaps me around when I feel blue Only a pal would do that for you His name is Ren and when it comes to a friend No one is better! [Speech] Your turn, pal! Ren: OK, buddddd... [Stimpy steps on his foot] AAAAAHHHH! YOU EEDIOT! If you're going to tap-dance, do it on your own two feet! Stimpy: Whoops! Ren: He's really fat, [Stimpy burps] but I admit Stimpy: What's that, Ren? Ren: He's not so dumb... Stimpy: Joy! Ren: ...for an eediot! I hate the smell of his steenky litter box And when he fills with glue my stay-put socks He's lost his mind, but when I'm een a bind He's better than no one! Would you comb my hair? Stimpy: With glee! Ren: Would you shave my tongue? Stimpy: For free! Ren: Would you cleanse my spleen? Stimpy: Whoopee! Both: You're the friend for me! Ren: My friend to the end... Stimpy: That's me! That's me! Ren: ...Which I hope is soon... Stimpy: He hopes is soon! Ren: ...Has a head full of air... Stimpy: A head full of air? Ren: ...like a red balloon! Stimpy: A balloon head? Wow! What a great thing to be! You always say the nicest things to me. Ren: You're a fool! Stimpy: But I think you're cool. No one is better! Would you tell me a story? Ren: No way! Stimpy: Would you pick my nose? Ren: For pay... Stimpy: Would you scratch my back? Ren: No! Stimpy: Pluck my brows? Ren: No! Stimpy: Clean my box? Ren: Erghhhh! Stimpy: Lick my fur? [Speech] Ren: Alright, Steempy! That's eet! I've had enough of your stuuuuuupid questions! The answer is NO! No, I tell you! A thousand times, NOOOOOOO! Stimpy: Oh, just asking! Ren: We're opposites by nature. Stimpy: He's a dog, and I'm a cat, I think. Ren: But put us both together... Stimpy: ...And we're a purr-fect match! Ren: Shut up! Stimpy: Yes, sir! I'm glad he's here to tell me what to do! Ren: Aw, somebody's got to think for you. You may be a dud, but when I need a bud You're better than no one! Stimpy: No one is better! Ren: You're better than... Stimpy: No one is... Ren: Better than... Stimpy: No one... Both: No one... is better.Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
