School's out, Christmas break. Home for the holidays, meatloaf and fruit cake. Off to Grandma's, Its so boring. Screaming kids, and grandpa snoring! My aunt Margret's lost her mind! Trippin on a train set, have another box of wine!!! It's gonna be a merry, merry, merry frickin christmas! I must be on Sana Clause's Shit List! The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss. shoot, me now, I'm sick of all my relitives! (relitives, relitives!) have a merry, merry, merry frickin christmas!
Uncle Richard, He's a weirdo passing out pictures of himself in a speedo! My cousin Ashly, her singing realy sucks! Blames it on her drummer and her acid reflex!! My brothers wife is realy hot! She pulled me in the bathroom, I hope we don't get cought!! Its gonna be a merry, merry, merry frickin Christmas! I must be on Santa Clause's Shit List!! The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss! Shoot, me now! I'm sick of all my relitives!! (relitives, relitives!) Have a merry, merry, merry frickin Christmas!!
We haven't even opened our presents yet, Now its time to start.... I'll fake a smile, 'cause its going back to Walmart....
(sweetie, are you ok in there?) (ohhh...)
Its gonna be a merry, merry, frickin Christmas! I must be on Santa Clause's Shit List!! Shoot, me now! I'm sick of all my relitives!! (relitives, relitives!) Have a merry, merry, merry frickin Christmas!! Merry frickin Christmas!!! (I'm Santa W. Clause, and I approve this message!!)Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
