Well me and my buddies went drinking last night At a bar right down the road Well I met a sweet thing and I talked a mean game And she told me I could take her home
She was the best looking thing that ever seen But I don't know what went wrong Cause I brought home a Barbie doll But woke up next to King Kong
(Ref.) And I said how did you get so ugly bitch? You look like a bull dogs crack You look like somebody set your face on fire And than put it out with an axe
You must have made an ugly face and it got stuck And then rolled of the back of the ugly truck You must have fell out of the ugly tree And broke every branch you hit
How in the hell did you get so ugly bitch Cause you sure look just like shit
Well all I could say was get away what in the hell was I supposed to do? I said look you gotta go cause cain't nobody know
I had grizzly looking bitch like you So take my advice she might be a nice looking hot cooking honky tonk queen
But you better pick her up before you get drunk cause if you're fucked up you're gonna wake up in the morning with a wolverine
(Ref.) And you'll say how did you get so ugly bitch? You look like a bull dogs crack You look like somebody set your face on fire And than put it out with an axe
Do I think you're pretty? Fuck nope! You're ugly as hunk of fucking home made soap Looking like a crocodile with your trash pile smile and your wooly booger hairy arm pits
How in the hell did you get so ugly bitch? From a beauty to a beast in a flick of a switch I'll bet you were born in a banjo ditch
Yeah how did you get so ugly bitch? Cause you sure look just like shitTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
