Quackity: I walked down to the street, The Muffin street I see a poor old woman leaving her car I walk up to her and I say the following words: Give me the damn keys you little hamburger
I walk up to the Seven-Eleven I started buying myself some gummy worms Turns out that I forgot my credit card So I pull out my gun and say "I want this shit for free"
You little potato You little hamburger You muffinhead You dunderhead You little potato Gosh darn it The police are here Fudge my life
Karl: My namе is BadBoyHalo and I forgot just one thing I love signs in Minecraft that say "I lovе penis" My name is BadBoyHalo what the muffin is up I'll tell you what's up It's a sign that says "I love penis"
Oh my honk wait- that's not his thing
Quackity: I'm driving down 123 street Breaking the law, well you know me
I'm going 20 miles over the limit And I have ran over my buddy Skeppy
"Skeppy what are you doing in the road? You muffinhead, dunderhead, muffinfuck" I turns out I have ran over something of yours It turns out I have ran over your penis
My tire has ruined your face My tire has ruined your life And I have to say something, I have fudged up I have fudged up I have ruined your entire life
HECK, I'm gonna build you a statue
Karl: It's gonna be a penis I love signs that say penis Little hamburger penis
Quackity: 20 years later I just got out of jail I hop on the SMP I gotta make things right
I go on top of my house And I start to work I start making the statue of Skeppy
I count every detail, I make sure everything is right Finally finish, oh wait There's one more thing to do
I'm doing his beautiful eyes And his beautiful face Doing all the things that make him human
I think my best friend is the greatest That's why I gave him PISSBROWS
Karl: I love penis and my names BadBoyHalo
Quackity: pissbrows
Karl: Statues with pissbrows are the only way to go
Quackity: I gave him pissbrows I gave him pissbrows (bbh: NO)
Karl: I love penis and my name is BadBoyHalo
Quackity: I gave him pissbrows
Karl: Statues with pissbrows are the only way to go
Quackity: I gave him eyebrows made out of piss I gave him pissbrows I gave him pissbrows I gave him eyebrows made out of piss
I robbed a Seven Eleven and a hospital Those muffinheads, they deserved it
Quackity (spoken): And lastly after BadBoyHalo got out of jail He knew his time was over BadBoyHalo was actually gonna die in two days! So to make sure he left his mark in the world he did the following 'Cause out of his good heart BadBoyHalo knew he had to make things right
Quackity: Hello, this is BadBoyHalo I just want to say something to you guys before I die
Karl (spoken): what's he gonna say? (bbh: nothing)
Quackity: I love you guys You changed my life (bbh: aww I'd say that too) You guys made my life a million times better
Before I just die I wanna just fly And do a good thing for humanity
Karl (spoken): Yeah
Quackity: I open a gofundme for the local orphanage centre Those kids need so much help Please donate to this charity This orphan is called Johnny and his parents left him You can save his life and make it better with a donation
We got ten thousand dollars in this gofundme And I wanna thank you guys for your generosity
I spent the last ten thousand dollars on fitches I used it on a vacation fuck those orphans They don't deserve this money They're not about to die like me I'm gonna steal this money and use it on a vacation
Wooooo I love money Wooooo fuck those orphans I don't like those orphans They don't deserve this as much as me
Hey, if you donated to my gofundme Let me tell you something about your funds
You're never getting them back You're never getting cash back 'Cause guess what bitch? I'm about to die I'm about to die I'm about to die
See you in hell, you stupid muffinheads
Karl: BadBoyHalo loves penis Got a statue with pissbrows
Karl (spoken): I don't know what else to say it's just funny
Quackity: An also muffinhead is a synonym for stupid sons of bitchesTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
