A man in pursuit went to find his dog A mutt that was bred for disemboweling hogs With a wrench in one hand and a screwdriver in the other He set off to deappendicise his brother With blood dripping from his swollen spine He quickly found his faithful canine His right hand clutched his trusty screwdriver Out came the jawless brother; barely a survivor
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A seller’s realtor from Dubai Never had the chance to say goodbye He was struck with a falling axe All his life insurance money went to funeral tax The world can never live in peace From the catacombs of Paris to the ruins of Ancient Greece With the sudden numerous deaths of high political figures The cure is death; it always lingers
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The surgical removal of bodily fluids that are highly viscous Various insects and arachnids removed from your uraniscus Car crash scars and scabs that will pick themselves Trophy rooms for severed limbs where you can find them on the shelves Cole the stuntman crashed his dirtbike going 90 miles an hour He hit a jump and flew so dying was his superpower It was not impact, but bad gag reflex made the children’s idol die The handlebars went down his throat, the point of life waving him goodbye
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