[Intro] I just wanna show my appreciation to how much I love kids and teens between the ages of twelve and seventeen
[Verse 1] Why, are kids so fucking stupid? Did their parents not beat them hard enough-enough-enough? I try, to empathize with teens Because when I was younger I was stupid too-too-too (It's true) But then I realized, that I was never this stupid My friends were never this stupid, y'all are just dense-dense-dense Like damn, I'm really, really concerned I wish your father would use that wooden spoon-spoon-spoon (Just fucking beat them already)
I was being ironic man, what a fucking loser. Do you have-
[Verse 2] Listen kids, being edgy is okay But the same ten jokes in a row, that's not okay-okay-okay Like damn, is that all you can come up with? If you're gonna be racist at least be original, please (Yeah, we're dead serious) If you're under seventeen, please don't ever talk to me You think this is part of the act, but please don't come near me
[Outro] Dude, get a load of this guy! He's never heard of irony before! What a fucking loser dude! Jimmy it's past your bedtime Dad no It's past your bedtime, get back to bed I was just being ironic I don't care No dad please No, you're being a piece of shit, take these spanks you little bitch Daddy please, daddy please Who do you think you are? who the fuck do you think you are? Talking to people on the internet like you're some piece of shit, calling irony I was just being ironic Take these fucking spanks you dumbass kid. I should've never given birth to you, you piece of shit. Take that, I'm out of here son I was being ironic If I should even call you son Daddy, have you ever heard of irony before?
I was just kidding, that crying was ironic, i wasn't actually crying What the fuck did you just say? You want me to come back here? Huh? Nothing daddy That's what I fucking thought, go back to bed, it's nine PMTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
