[Chorus] One bad chef In a kitchen full of dough Three bad bitches with their hands on the stove Making home movies with a hand full of stoges I'm cooking all the dumplings I'm cooking all the dumplings
[Verse] Motherfuckers want to act funny Trying to be a man when your nose is all runny Go to Pre-K, put your bag in your cubby Motherfucking gimmick like your man Jeff Dunnie But who am I to talk? Making preteens laugh for the money Act dumb, slicker than honey, whoops! Rapping in the kitchen but got no silver spoon But I feed on the bitches, bitches Bad to the bone, prone to the home grown Girls moan when I come home, dick like an ozone Want to step in the ring? Just skin and a sack of shitty meat like dumplings Boy I don't wear Gucci Still classy but rotten like blue cheese We're about to make a movie With a hand held Sony, puffing on a loosie "Cooking the dumplings all day" Is the only thing I say when I mind my business Get the fuck out of my kitchen! I'm cooking up a storm boy. None of that beef shit They say I'm the man in your nightmares Your girl in the bed screaming "right there!" I'm high on the weed and the xany I find it uncanny there's so much poonani They found me the lab doing stem cell research I was trying to grow you some balls The police came but I explained about your bitching Now they want to pitch in and support the cause Hate my ways? That's a personal issue Because you're thinking about me, put down the tissues. (Ew!) Why you still yapping to me? Didn't mommy tell you not to converse with a stranger? Are you crying in the stall with a belt and a razor? Are you really that mad or just a bad imitator? Oh, because I never heard of your dumb ass. (Nope!) Go fuck yourself in the mouth with a taser. (whoop!)
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