You see Valentines is torture And my birthday is a mess! New Year's is a lot of noise And Arbor Day's a pest! Halloween's a horror, But I guess I must confess That I really don't hate Christmas!
You see Flag Day is infernal. April Fool's is just a bore. Mardi Gras a waste Unless you own a candy store. All these other holidays I can admit that I abhor, But I really don't hate Christmas.
Now it isn't that I like it, At the most I feel ambivalence! But should I really just destroy it? I'll admit that I'm still on the fence. It makes me tense!
From the evil scientist community I'm sure to get ejected. But for Christmas I can seem to summon Any true invective. Because what is there to hate? I mean it's really so subjective! Though I really don't hate Christmas.
I hate puppy dogs and kittens, I hate flowers in the Spring! I even hate the sunshine And the birdies when they sing. I can work up animosity for almost anything Tell me why I don't hate Christmas.
Though my childhood was atrocious, Christmas never was that bad, you see! So the best that I can muster Is complete and total apathy. What's wrong with me?
How can I prove that I'm An evil villain worth his salt When with a holiday so jolly I can't even find a fault? If I didn't feel ambiguous I'd launch a big assault! But I really don't hate Christmas!
...Ah what the heck? Kick line!
No I really... No I really don't hate Christmas!
I have an intense burning indifference! Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
