(Hi bros, my name is PewDiePie. x5) Hey, hey.This is PewDiePie's chanel. And if you don't like that I'll slap you with a flannel.
Hop on my camel and chase you to the north pole. ARGHHHHHH My camel's out of control! Run!RUN! Call the police.
I'm going to the zoo. There's animals to release. I take them all home and I show them my games. Take pictures of them all and keep them in frames.
His name is PewDiePie. Ladies claim he's a cutie pie. Milions other disagree and say he's just a stupid guy.
So who is right?Let's look at the facts Dudes that like him, or that at tack? Hang on a sec, what does it matter? Refuse to fight, it's a horrible act!
I could pick some bogeys out of my nose or watch something else that is gross with thousands of bros. I could learn to sew and make some outfits and clothes or I could buy a PewDiePie tee like thousands of bros.
What you talk in about, PewDiePie? You're not making any sense bro, you be high. You could wear a new Gucci suit and Groovy tie but you'll never be as beautiful as PewDiePie.
I'm taking on youtube in a tutu. WOO HOO I'm bigger than you, you and you. BOO HOO
There's loads of dudes getting in feuds with pewds. But I'm infused with juice and ready to bruise these noobs.
I'm a velocirapper ferocious. A new subscriber every day since diplodocus. I'm clearly the dopest the rest of you are hopeless.
I'm on global stage. You'are on some sofas. You're bogus hocus pocus no focus.
I can't decide if I should punch you or give you a brofist. You look as if you stole your sister's hair. Aww what you gonna do? Throw Mr. Chair?
I could write poetry and flowery prose or I could argue in the comments with thousands of bros. I could water the garden, I've gotflowers to hose or I could stay inside the house online with thousands of bros.
What you talk in about, PewDiePie? You're not making any sense bro, you be high. You could wear a new Gucci suit and Groovy tie but you'll never be as beautiful as PewDiePie.
Edgar allen, Edgar allen are you responsible for what I'm smelling? I'm rippedy rapping and bippedy bapping and hippedy hopping. There's nobody stopping me. So whatever you're watching you better be stopping and paying attention to PEWDIEPIE.
Event sweeter than a bluberry pie. I feel like I'm motherfucking stuck in this duck. It makes me want to quack like what the fuck is that.
Genius Pewds strikes again. With the speed of Räikkönen. If I could't whatch his videos I think my life would end. So, goodbye bros. See you tomorrow. Yeah so, goodbye bros. No Stephano!
I could play a moba game for hours til pro or I could choose to stay on youtube with thousands of bros. I could learn to sing to huge crowds at my shows or I could join the chorus of this one. How does it go? OH
What you talk in about, PewDiePie? You're not making any sense bro, you be high. You could wear a new Gucci suit and Groovy tie but you'll never be as beautiful as PewDiePie.Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
