You're the top - you're the Coliseum You're the top - you're the Louvre museum You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss You're a Bendel bonnet, a Shakespeare sonnet, You're Mickey Mouse You're the Nile - You're the tower of Pisa You're the smile - on the Mona Lisa I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop But if baby I'm the bottom, you're the top
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You're the top - you're the kevlar armor on the cop. The organic farmer. You’re Medicare of polar bear, you're scat You’re A Love Supreme, the American Dream, a Democrat!. You're the top - you're the Alice Waters of the crab, Be Earl Spencer's daughter You're the Hill and Bill , the thrill that we’ll not stop But if baby I'm the bottom, Let’s swap You'd be the bottom, baby, baby, I'm the bottom You're the top ~~~~♫♫♫ ~~~~