Dale was painfully shy back in high school But he worked up the nerve bought Carla a ring He hits the open mic every Friday But he can't drink enough to sing
His momma said he shakes his leg like Elvis His daddy said he does no such thing He hits the open mic every Friday But he can't drink enough to sing
And Carla says Honey would you like another whiskey I'd love it if you'd get up on that stage Honey I know you think singing's risky But you've written out the lyrics on a page
Sweat drips off his brow into his bourbon With just the thought of banging on them strings He hits the open mic every Friday But he can't drink enough to sing
Carla huffs and comes on to the waiter She looks around and fiddles with her ring She hits the open mic with him Fridays But he can't drink enough to sing
Sweat drips off his brow into his bourbon With just the thought of banging on them strings He hits the open mic every Friday But he can't drink enough to sing
Dale wakes up face down on his momma's driveway With tore up lyrics and a thrown out ring He won't hit the open mic next Friday 'Cause he can't drink enough to sing
And his momma says Honey would you like another whiskey She'll love you if you'll get up on that stage Honey I know you think singing's risky But you've written out the lyrics on a page
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