Lady, I Have been told that you only date nice guys Well, if that's how you judge a lover's worth Your ass just hit paydirt I'm the most sensitive man on God's green earth
Here's a rose bouquet I also baked you some fresh crème brûlée Now, mount this stallion and we shall ride While also flying kites And make love inside a rainbow through the night
And after sex, I'll cry Cry And also before sex, I'll cry Cry
Girl, you know how I feel about you It's like you're a fossil sample And I'm an impatient paleontologist 'Cause I wanna date you badly
Watch a film with me I love boring romantic comedies Hop in my carriage, this is like your dream Any movie we see Can be a drive-in movie if we build up enough speed
Now it's almost dawn I can communicate with newborn fawns Now they'll perform an ancient forest dance That will melt off your pants Take my junk by the hand This is romance
And during sex I'll cry Thinkin' about sex makes me cry Even when I use a sextant I cry (They measure angles!) Cry
Sorry, was that too sensitive for you? Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. I'll just be over here, thinking about a duckling riding on the back of a puppy. Also, the duckling is wearing a tiny cowboy hat Slightly tiltedTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
