We'd been friends for many years Until I finally confessed That I've always loved you dearly But you were unimpressed
If I can never be your lover I'll accept our destiny And I'll embrace your gift of friendship As I jack off constantly
Oh, I'll be there to lift you when you fall With one arm around your shoulder and the other on my balls Oh, if you need me you just have to call 'Cause I'll be next to you, Masturbating
1, 2, 3, let's do it!
Through the good times and the bad I will do everything I can Like if you ever need help moving, I can jerk off in the van
If your car breaks on the road I'll grab my crank and pick you up And we can drive away together As I lotion up my junk
Oh, it doesn't matter where our lives will lead us I will always stand beside you, both in spirit and in penis Oh, excuse me but I have to go dry clean this 'Cause I've been next to you, Masturbating
Look, I know this may seem weird, but it's not. Every friendship I've ever had has been like this You should know that I'm not doing this for myself It's partly for you, but most of all, I'm doing this... for America!
Oh, tell me everything that's in your heart This is Claire, we're gonna make out You just go ahead and start If it escalates to boning, it means I'm listening super hard 'Cause I'll be next to you, Oh
Oh, wait, Claire brought a friend We're gonna have a threesome And a crowd of people's gathered To watch me bang both her and Lisa Oh, when this is done you and I are getting pizza 'Cause I'll be next to you, Masturbating
Slash having a threesome with Claire But still masturbating.Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.