Today was my birthday party It was so moving I cried I had a super happy good time Until most of my best friends died (Oh god!) So I ran into the bedroom Where there was still some folks alive We had a pajama jammy pillow fight But tragically no one survi-ee-ived
Ooooooh! Hey there Ninja Brian Ooooooh! We're awesome together Ooooooh! You know that I'm not lying Ooooooh! Best friends forever! Ooooooh! But if you wouldn't mind, there's... Ooooooh! One thing I'd like to request Ooooooh! It'd sure be great if you could please stop Ooooooh! Murdering all of my other friends
That's a dick move, bro. Dick move.
This morning at the dog park I met a cool new bunch of guys Now we're hanging out together And everything- God damn it, Ninja Brian A few deaths I could look past At three hundred I was concerned Fifty thousand murders later I'm starting to think you will never lea-a-earn
Ooooooh! Hey there Ninja Brian Ooooooh! Just always remember Ooooooh! Through the good times and the homicides Ooooooh! Best friends forever! Ooooooh! I think that I can solve our problem Ooooooh! Meet your new friend, Ninja Jim Ooooooh! I know you guys will get along great Ooooooh! Except for the fact you just murdered him
Really, Ninja Brian? During the chorus? Heh. I can't stay mad at you.
Our rock jams We'll reign supreme As long as you don't stab me We'll be a legendary team
Ninja Brian, what are you doing? What is that? Is that a knife? Oh, it's a knife. I can tell by the way it's stabbing me. Sigh. Good talk buddy.Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.