Somewhere, deep in the slow, eternal dance of the heavens Drifts a planet called simply Earth And among the otherwise unremarkable population of this planet Are two incredible heroes destined to save the future from itself!
Hey, Ninja Brian, I made a time machine space ship You wanna go on it? Yeah Okay, cool.
Soaring through the galaxy The stars and sky align The speed of light’s for pussies We’re goin’ at the speed of Brian We’re flying towards the sexual peak of history and time
Computer, set a sexy course for the sexiest year - unngh!
6969! 69 (I got my space suit) 69 (and 90 pounds of space lube!)
Crossing through into a fuckin’ wormhole beyond the Milky Way That shit’s far! To a time of earth so far in the future Where everyone gets laid Twice as hard!
We’re noble knights of honor On a fierce and sultry butt crusade Here we are!
Open the bay doors And let’s live the dream Give the world a double-team I bet it’s a billion-person orgy in an ocean of whipped cream!
Wait, this place isn’t sexy at all! And this robot sign says human touch has been outlawed.
I can’t believe my eyes, But it’s a world without sex Everyone here just wears full-length pants And loose-fitting turtlenecks Men and women wave to each other from a respectable distance Without the thrill of boning - what is life?
We must speak to the council of Dick Elders tonight!
Excuse me, Dick Elders? What do you want? I know it’s most unusual To come before you so But the planet earth sucks balls now That no one’s allowed to bone We’ve come from the past to introduce you to ass
Wait, you're Ninja Sex Party? You will ruin our plans! Guards, sound the alarms! If people have sex they’ll break our thousand-year spell There will be a revolution and they’ll think for themselves We control this planet of unsatisfied wood Oh, why does being evil always feel so damn good?
Fuck that bullshit We’ll make it right Get ready for a sexy fight! My dick’s the spark of hope And a revolution shall ignite Tonight!
We’re takin’ flight, We have to find a girl –
Shoot the fuckin' lasers Shoot the fuckin' lasers at 'em!
Show her what it means to love And fix this broken world
All the fuckin' lasers! All the fuckin' lasers at 'em!
The new sex king will rule let the boner banners be unfurled!
Ninja Brian, look at that girl with the sad eyes and the beautiful blond hair I’m immediately in love!
69 (she spent her life all alone) 69 (wanna take her to the bone zone) 69 (make her feel the pleasure) 69 (of my only treasure)
I can’t believe my eyes, But you’re the girl of my dreams Let’s both tear all of our clothes off Like two pants-hating wolverines The love we make will save the earth From this oppressive dick regime
Oh-whoa-whoa We’re havin’ sex, now Oh-whoa-whoa To change the world, whoo! You brought three friends, now Oh shit, they’re girls!
I think it’s obvious That people liked our sexy show A multi-billion person orgy Has broken out all across the globe The human race, much like my junk, Will now be free to grow
Let’s go!
Oh-whoa-whoa But what about the elders? Oh-whoa-whoa We tore their world to shreds Oh-whoa-whoa Maybe they’ll be cool with it? Oh-whoa-whoa
Oh, hey, Dick Elders, how's it going? You two are fucking dead! So much for that! It’s time to put on pants And run away from their death army Which is starting to advance!
Shoot the fuckin’ lasers! Way more fuckin’ lasers at 'em!
We can’t die, we’re way too young And there’s so many girls to ball
Shoot the fuckin’ lasers! Way more fuckin’ lasers at 'em!
But now we’re cornered, with our backs against the wall
It’s over, Danny Sexbang! Your time has come! But first, we’re gonna take care of your Ninja friend here! Agh!
Goddamn, Brian! You killed them all Now the empire will fall I have to say, in retrospect, That was easier than I thought!
Oh yeah!
Our work here’s done, The future is secure But my girl and I had one last farewell slam Just to be sure For underneath those rockin’ boobs Lies a heart that is so pure
Take care of this world for me, my darling I will always love you What is your name, by the way? Kristen? Ahh, a beautiful name Until that glorious day, when we meet again, Katie, farewell
Now let us fly Into the night sky And we’ll raise a glass to ass In a final goodbye To 6969 6969
Let us be gone Our quest is life-long It’s a sexy destiny So let’s rock the fuck on!
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