I am not Jasmine, I’m Aladdin So far ahead, these bums is laggin’ See me in that new thing, bums is gaggin’ I’m startin’ to feel like a dungeon dragon Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon I’m startin’ to feel like a dungeon dragon Look at my show footage, how these girls be spazzin’ So fuck I look like gettin’ back to a has-been? Yeah, I said it, has-been Hang it up, flatscreen (Haha) Plasma Hey Nicki, hey Nicki, asthma I got the pumps, it ain’t got medicine I got bars, Xenocin I’m a bad bitch, I’m a cunt And I’ll kick that hoe, punt Forced trauma, blunt You play the back, bitch, I’m in the front You need a job, this ain’t cuttin’ it Nicki Minaj is who you ain’t fuckin’ with You li’l brag a lot, I beat you with a pad-a-lock I am a movie, camera block You outta work, I know it’s tough But enough is enough
I feel Pretty (3x) And witty And gay And I pity Any girl who isent me tonight
(Eminem)
I ain’t into S&M, but my whip’s off the chain A little drop of candy paint drips off the frame Twisted-ass mind, got a pretzel for a brain An eraser for a head, fuckin’ pencil for a frame You don’t like it then peel off, bitch Every last woman on Earth I’ll kill off, and I still wouldn’t fuck you, slut So wipe the smile on your grill off, I swear to God I’ll piss a Happy Meal off Get the wheels turnin’, spin, and wheel off Snap the axel in half, bust the tie-rod Quit hollerin’ “Why, God?” He ain’t got shit to do with it Bygones’ll never be bygones, so won’t be finished swallowin’ my wad I ain’t finished blowin’ it, nice bra Hope it’ll fit a tough titty, bitch Life’s hard, I swear to God, life is a dumb blonde white broad With fake tits and a bad dye job Who just spit in my fuckin’ face and called me a fuckin’ tightwad So finally I broke down and bought her an iPod And caught her stealin’ my music, so I tied her arms and legs to the bed Set up the camera and pissed twice on her Look, two pees and a tripod! The moral to the story is, life’s treatin’ you like dry sod? Kick it back in its face, my God It’s Shady and Nicki Minaj, you might find the sight quite odd But don’t ask why, bitch (Ask why not)
I feel pretty I feel ugly Slut don't touch me or hug me I'm mad And I pity Any girl who isent me tonight
(Nicki Minaj)
You wanna sleep on me? Overnight? I’m the motherfuckin’ boss, overwrite And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike Now all my ***** gettin’ bucked, overbite I see them dusty-ass Filas, Levi’s Raggedy-ass, holes in your knee-highs I call the play, now do you see why? These bitches callin’ me Manning, Eli I-I-I-I hear them mumblin’, I hear the cacklin’ I got ‘em scared, shook, panickin’ Overseas, church, Vatican You at a stand, still, mannequin
(Eminem)
all you li’l faggots can suck it No home, but I’ma stick it to ‘em like refrigerator magnets And I’m crooked enough to make straitjackets bend Yeah, look who’s back again, bitch, keep actin’ as if You have the same passion that I have Yeah, right, still hungry, my ass You assdicks had gastric bypass Ain’t hot enough to set fire to dry grass And ’bout as violent as hair on eyelids (Eyelash!) Go take a flyin’ leap of faith off a fuckin’ balcony ‘Fore I shove a falcon wing up your fly ass You know what time it is, so why ask? When Shady and Nicki’s worlds class It’s (high class) meets (white trash)
I feel Pretty (3x) And witty And gay And I pity Any girl who isn't me tonightTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
