He drives his eco-friendly Tesla Motors police-tank Non-disposable hero, in a cloak made of hemp Lethal cereal killer completely sugar free Drowning enemies in pots of herbal tea
It's known that a lentil-based diet Is the cause of a strong flatulence His bum pollutes with CO2 So bears abandon the arctic too And deserve it 'cos they eat fish anyway
Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor Broccolini hunter, saviour of the environment Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain
Sheriff of the livestock against animal abuse Replacing choco milkshakes with lime and carrot juice But he's got to be careful when patrolling the town As the carnivorous cow's lurking around
In league with the Bacon Street Boys She feeds cattle with meat and steroids Blended with opium and bamboo Bovines become addicted too Turning into narco-prostitutes
Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor You zucchini butcher, mother nature's playful friend Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain
On a bad day took place a very bad thing As this very bad cow and her very bad crew Very impolitely raped a young groundhog Named George W. Sanchez
There came Gargamellor the moderate T-Rex, Complaining ‘bout the gang's inappropriate ways But the evil bovines went berserk and devoured him alive
George W. Sanchez! Poor bullying victim George W. Sanchez! Your ass bled for us all George W. Sanchez...
Vegan Velociraptor: Damn you, ill-bred evildoers I hereby declare you under arrest You killed my friend Gargamellor And impolitely raped Herr W. Sanchez You have the right to remain silent You have the right to an attorney, Anything you say can and will be used Against you in a court of law
Carnivorous Cow: I'll exctinct you, filthy dromaeosaurid, Your days are numbered, you're about to die! You entered the wrong jurisdiction, 'Cos the law enforced here is the Bill Of Rights That grants the right to rape a groundhog (impolitely) Or grants the right to eat a T-Rex But grants the right to do both of the above If one is called George W. Sanchez!
That said the cow launched her assault Hitting his throat with a turbo-flying kick VV was counterattacking Firing with bullets made out of soy beans
Until the cow took a secret potion, to prevail over the dinosaur
A mixture of prions and elephant scurf that made her... Invincible!
Contracting "Mad Cow Disease" and hence being Slaughtered by the FDA authorities
Still drives an eco-friendly Tesla Motors police-tank The vice mayor promoted him to a prestigious rank Liutenant of seitan brigadier of seeds Feldmarshall of the cruelty free recipes
His macrobiotic meals Enriched with proteinic pills Drowned in a sea of rice and soy Fill everyone with peace and joy But not Sanchez, still bleeding from his ass
Aaaah! Vegan velociraptor Slaughterer of eggplants, Jurassic animalist Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain Aaaah! Vegan velociraptor Broccolini hunter, saviour of the environment Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain
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