I am drowning in a sea of desperation And I sing a prayer to my Lord Away from hope and systembolaget And I sing a prayer to my Lord
I pray, I pray, yes I pray to my Lord! I was down on my knees Permafrost on my feet I was begging in tears my holy Lord - Odin
Hear our prayer, philantropic Odin Guitar tech of Amon Amarth Viking-friendly, Slayer of the Giants Guitar tech of Hammerfall as well
For the plunder and the rape we sing to you Valhalleluja For the chopping of the heads we praise you Odin, our Lord For Normandy, Britannia, Greenland, Scandinavia sing Valhalleluja But for Nicaragua, Azerbaijan we don't sing at all... We don't know where they are!
Hear my voice this is Odin calling you Times have changed, I'm a gentlegod No more war just design of furniture Master of IKEA
Just like Jesus I'm a carpenter Forging shelves with the hammer of Thor Gloria patri furnituribus In nomine IKEA!
For the BEDDINGE and the KIVIK sing with me Valhalleluja For the wooden TV bench with storage space and paper foil For the pencils and the horse-meatballs we sing Valhalleluja The ergonomics and the quality of your chairs Are second to none
Our Father Odin Who art in IKEA We understood your message We are here to worship your creation Please listen our prayer
VITTSJÖ Everybody VITTSJÖ All together Laptop stand, black-brown, tempered glass Pray for the comfort KNOPPARP (Ora pro nobis) KNOPPARP Pray for your kitchen (Ora pro nobis) Small sofa with a big heart and a perfect fit (with the big heart for the living room) BESTÅ TV (Ora pro nobis) BESTÅ TV (Ora pro nobis) Bench with doors, black-brown, grey-green (make furniture grat again!) SLATTUM (Ora pro nobis) SLATTUM (Ora pro nobis) Upholstered bed frame, Knisa light grey (Knisa grey is better than Sasha Grey)
