Raise sails, head to the open sea Under captain Schettino's command Heeding the proud and stuttering call Of Pippi Longstocking and Saddam Hussein
From Cape Town, through lake Baikal Across Castel di Sangro To the enchanted valleys of European Alps Where reptilians play Subbuteo with Bush
Cows, fire, demons – you cannot stop our march Piggybacking Eddie Murphy into Liechtenstein
Hail to Liechtenstein! Hail to Liechtenstein! Hail to Liechtenstein!
We bought a swiss motorway vignette To drive through the A13 Avoiding the checks of the border patrol To be free from customs control
Dribbling the sight of old passersby Riding to downtown Schaan, While the busty Liechtensteinerinnen Still inspire us with onanist dreams
Our journey's over, and the hardships now are gone Flying free on Hawking wheelchairs to Liechtenstein
Hail to Liechtenstein! Hail to Liechtenstein! Hail to Liechtenstein!
The highest GDP per person in the world Adjusting by purchase power parity An unemployment rate so ridiculously low It's just 1.5% Levying a flat income tax And a loose corporate fiscal regime Under the sign of the Financial Intelligence Unit Fighting laundering and capital flight Fürstentum Liechtenstein
Fürstentum Liechtenstein A business-friendly country you are
Prince Hans Adam! For the permit we'll apply To gain timeless residence in Liechtenstein!
Hail to Liechtenstein! Hail to Liechtenstein! Hail to Liechtenstein!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
