[Verse 1] If I was from Oklahoma I'd be quoting that King James Driving a minivan to all of my kids' games If I was from New York City I'd be single, working too much Sleeping in on Sunday morning Skipping church for a boozy brunch Don't matter where you're from or what you do Yeah we breathe the same air But can't wear each other's shoes
[Chorus] Don't be a dick That's as simple as it gets Let's disagree and get along Hell we can still be friends Here's what I think Everyone's shit stinks Ain't nobody better than nobody Here's the thing Life's only as good as who you're with So don't be a dick
[Verse 2] If I was from Colorado I'd me smoking purplе haze But I'm from Cape Cod, Massachussets Singing on this stagе Don't matter where you're from or how you're raised Yeah we all hate warm beer And love getting laid
[Chorus] So don't be a dick That's as simple as it gets Let's disagree and get along Hell we can still be friends Here's what I think Everyone's shit stinks Ain't nobody better than nobody Here's the thing Life's only as good as who you're with So don't be a dick
[Bridge] Yeah all different roads got the same destination Believe wht you want but all that I'm saying
[Chorus] Is don't be a dick That's as simple as it gets Let's disagree and get along Hell we can still be friends Here's what I think (Here's what I think) Everyone's shit stinks Ain't nobody better than nobody Here's the thing Life's only as good as who you're with And I ain't trying to preach when I say this But don't be a dickTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
