Hop hop You came along my secret labotory Spiky spiky bloody fangs hungry for my 气 Hold up, mister Right there, mister Sit down, mister How about some retort pouch of curry Pouch of chili Pouch of MRE But you're rather picky Well I'll make you something else Don't need to show me how Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself 广东 or 四川 江苏 or 湖南 No matter which one you pick I'll get it done 炸酱面 and 小笼包 馄饨 and 叉烧 Delivery or takeout won't beat my retort pouch You're loving my retort I'm loving your retort You're my only retort You're my only retort 一 一 ・ 一 二 一 ・ 一 二 三 四 五 六 七 一 一 ・ 一 二 一 ・ 一 二 三 四 五 六 七 Crack crack You stretch your arms out asking for a hug Hidden under your talisman is your practiced smile Come here, mister Help me, mister Right here, mister You took up my spoon Stirring curry Stirring chili That's when I've realized We've became family Then he came A man in black and white He's holding laser guns and 八卦 signs Then he aimed at your slimey skin And pulled the trigger Your head bursts Shh I'll stitch you back up Don't need to show me how Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself I'll give you plastic eyes And give you nylon hair And I'll make sure I get your talisman repaired Shark fin soup or 点心 Dumpling or 北京 duck Nothing I make is gonna bring that charm inside you back But you're still my RTRT But you're still my RTRT I'm seeking for RTRT I'm seeking for RTRT
Hanyu pinyin: Hop, hop You came along my secret labotory Spiky, spiky bloody fangs hungry for my Qi
Hold up, mister Right there, mister Sit down, mister How about some retort pouch of curry? Pouch of chili Pouch of MRE But you're rather picky
Well, I'll make you something else Don't need to show me how Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself Canto or Sichuan Jiangsu or Hunan No matter which one you pick I'll get it done Zhajiangmian and Xiaolongbao Wonton and Chashao Delivery or takeout won't beat my retort pouch You're loving my retort I'm loving your retort You're my only retort You're my only retort
Yi, yi ・Yi er yi ・Yi er san si wu liu qi Yi, yi ・Yi er yi ・Yi er san si wu liu qi
Crack, crack You stretch your arms out asking for a hug Hidden under your talisman is your practiced smile
Come here, mister Help me, mister Right here, mister You took up my spoon Stirring curry Stirring chili That's when I've realized We've became family
Then he came A man in black and white He's holding laser guns and Bagua signs Then he aimed at your slimey skin And pulled the trigger Your head bursts
Shh I'll stitch you back up Don't need to show me how Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself I'll give you plastic eyes And give you nylon hair And I'll make sure I get your talisman repaired Shark fin soup or Dim sum Dumpling or Peking duck Nothing I make is gonna bring that charm inside you back But you're still my RTRT But you're still my RTRT I'm seeking for RTRT I'm seeking for RTRTTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.