Don't wanna work on the car Won't catch me mowin' the yard Don't wanna clean up the house No need to work too hard
I sleep 10 hours a day Kick ass on video games My 3 hot girlfriends don't know I live in the fast lane
Snacks in my belly Peanut butter jelly Old socks gettin' smelly
Throw those curtains open baby
Hey, I just woke up And this is crazy It's 3pm and I feel so lazy
It's hard to keep a job When I'm so spacey But don't you call me So dumb and lazy
Hey, when you nag me You sound crazy Cuz when I wake up My brain feels hazy
And I don't want a job that barely pays me Where bosses call me Mister dumb and lazy
I worship Dancing with Stars Daydream about my swag car It's the American way try not to work too hard
I eat my waist line away I'm Mr. Yolo they say Take medication to wash Confusing moods away
Vaccine injection Flu shot brain infection Still can't get erection
Voting in that next election!
Hey I just woke up And this is crazy It's 6 pm and I still feel lazy
I gotta have caffeine Just to raise me It costs me nothing Unemployment pays me
Hey, I don't protest police can't taze me, bro While we lose freedom It doesn't phase me
And all the sheeple now Who want to praise me Yes I'm the leader of the dumb and lazy
Before I eat a burrito I use the microwave I use the microwave, I use the micro micro wave
Before I take out the trash I let it pile up I do recycling I do recycle cycling
It's hard to look clean When I'm not shaving It's not a fashion statement Just freakin' lazy
Hey, I don't care about The debt we're facing I don't do numbers Mathematics pains me
And all the other girls who try to chase me I try to friend them But they erase me
Before I'm hittin' the big time You can be my friend I'll let you hang with me I'll let you hang with, hang with me
Before I star in my movie I watch some TV Amazed at what I see They're dumb and lazy
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