I went to the airport To catch my flight The TSA put me in the Naked body scanner line
I don't want radiation So I opted out (opt out!) But when they grabbed my man junk I couldn't help myself I had to shout, I had to shout, I had to get my message out, I said
Don't touch my junk Don't touch my junk I'll have you arrested If you touch my junk Don't touch my junk This ain't your lovely lady lump I don't want to be molested So don't touch my junk
So I went back Wearing a Scottish kilt I popped three Viagra To make sure my stuff would not wilt
When it came my turn For that nasty pat down They thought I had a weapon So they made me pull it out
Don't touch my junk Don't touch my junk I'll have you arrested If you touch my junk Don't touch my junk Let go of my hump my hump my hump I don't want to be molested So don't touch my junk
Now who put these morons with a badge in charge, and gave them the right to molest us in the name of security?
Don't touch my junk (can't touch this) Don't touch my junk (can't touch this) They X-rayed my bags and then They patted down my elephant trunk
They went up my shorts They went down my pants This ain't romance No it's the TSA hustle They felt me up While they put me down They squeezed my butt In that TSA hustle
This is happening in the land of the free? Alex Jones was right! I'm gonna smuggle a copy of the Bill of Rights next to my body, so when they reach down there they get a hand full of Fourth Amendment.
Lordy Lordy I declare Big Brother's in my underwear Fly to London, fly to France Big Sis checkin' out my underpants
They went up my shorts (can't touch this) They went down my pants (can't touch this) This ain't romance No it's the TSA hustle They felt me up Like they were my personal physician Put your hands in the air In the surrender position
This ain't security And this ain't sex It's some other kind of tyranny And now you're next
It's time to stop these Big Brother Nazi thugs Next time you fly just tell 'em Don't touch my junk
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