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Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicines that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die (x2)

Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die (x2)

Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch your drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die (x2)

Keep a rattlesnake as pet
Sell both the kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of Super Glue
"I wonder, what's this red button do?"

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die (x 2)

Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

The dumbest ways to die!
Dumbest ways to die!
So many dumb...
So many dumb ways to die!

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