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Say, look-a-her man
Do you know Jaspar's got a new gal in town?
Sho' nuf man? Yeah man
Well, tell me about her

Now he's got a girl, she's shaped like a hog
Her voice reminds me of an old bull dog
Her hair looks just like a chinchilla coat
You get close up on her, she smells just like a goat

You know she's smellin'
Got B.O. all the time
And she thinks soap and water
Is a doggone crime

Now her ears are so long, her nose is flat
Her head's so big, she can't wear no hat
Now her jaws are swollen and she's got one eye
She looks like a wreck that happened last July

She's a ugly
Got B.O. all the time
And she thinks soap and water
Is a doggone crime

Now she must-a been her mother, only child
She should be a gorilla because she sure is wild
Got ways like a monkey and sly as a fox
She should be in a chain gang, breakin' up rocks


Because she's ugly
Got B.O. all the time
And she thinks soap and water
Is a doggone crime

Now she got legs like a needle, she ain't got no chin
She's a beautiful woman for the shape she's in
Her feet look like swings way out on a limb
That's why her mother put her off on him

Because she bo-gish
She's got B.O. all the time
And she thinks soap and water
Is a doggone crime

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