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[MAX, spoken]
Look at these reviews! "A satiric masterpiece."

[LEO, spoken]
No way out

[MAX, spoken]
"A surprise smash!"

[LEO, spoken]
No way out

[MAX, spoken]
"It was shocking, outrageous, insulting...and I loved every minute of it!"

[LEO, spoken]
No way out

[MAX, spoken]
How could this happen?

(sung)

The show was lousy and long
We did everything wrong
Where did we go right?

[LEO, spoken]
"Christmas came early to Broadway this year -
And guess who they stuffed in our stocking?
Adolf Hitler!"

[MAX]
It was so crass and so crude
Even Goebbels would've booed
Where did we go right?

[LEO, spoken]
"Last night a star was born on Broadway - the lovely Miss Ulla Inga Hansen Bensen Yonsen Tallen-Hallen Svaden-Svanson
We predict that her name will soon be up in lights.
If they can find enough bulbs

[BOTH]
We searched Broadway on and off
For singers with a cough
We had tryouts and auditions by the score
And to trip the light fantastic
We picked dancers who were spastic
If anyone jetéd, we jetéd them out the door!

[MAX]
They shouted hooray
For that sausage on display
Where did we go right?

[LEO]
Our leading man was so gay
He nearly flew away
Where did we go right?

[MAX]
A show so easy to despise...

[LEO]
Now it's up for the Pulitzer Prize!

[BOTH]
Oh, where, oh, where, tell us
Where did we go right?

[MAX, spoken]
"The best new music of the decade! Max Bialystock is a theatrical genius!"
Now they like me!

(sung)

Oh, we knew we couldn't lose

[BOTH]
Half the audience were Jews!

[LEO]
It's the end of our careers

[MAX]
It'll run for twenty years!

[BOTH]
Tell us where
Did we go right?!

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