[ACCOUNTANTS] Unhappy, unhappy, very unhappy Unhappy, unhappy Very very very very very Very very unhappy
[BLACK ACCOUNTANT] Oh, I debits all duh mornin' An' I credits all duh eb'nin Until dem ledgers be right
[LEO, ACCOUNTANTS] Until them ledgers be right
[LEO] I spend my life accounting With figures and such
[ACCOUNTANTS] Unhappy
[LEO] To what is my life amounting It figures, not much
[ACCOUNTANTS] Unhappy
[LEO] I have a secret desire Hiding deep in my soul It sets my heart afire To see me in this role:
I wanna be a producer With a hit show on Broadway I wanna be a producer Lunch at Sardi's every day I wanna be a producer Sport a top hat and a cane I wanna be a producer And drive those chorus girls insane!
[Chorus girls emerge from the filing cabinets.]
I wanna be a producer And sleep until half-past two I wanna be a producer And see you, you, you.....not you I wanna be a producer Wear a tux on op'ning nights! I wanna be a producer And see my name "Leo Bloom" in lights!
[The office is removed to reveal a large sign reading "LEO BLOOM PRESENTS".]
[CHORUS GIRLS] He wants to be a producer
[LEO, spoken] Sell it, girls!
[GIRLS] Of a great big Broadway smash
[LEO, spoken] Don't forget the balcony!
[GIRLS] He wants to be a producer Ev'ry pocket stuffed with cash He wants to be a producer Pinch our cheeks 'til we cry
[GIRL #1] Ouch!
[GIRL #2] Eek!
[GIRL #3] Ooh!
[GIRL #4] Oh!
[GIRL #5] Ahh!
[GIRL #6] Yes!
[GIRLS] *whistling* He wants to be a producer With a great big casting couch!
[Tap-break]
[LEO] I wanna be...
[GIRLS] He wants to be...
[LEO] I wanna be...
[GIRLS] He wants to be...
[LEO] I wanna be the greatest, grandest And most fabulous producer in the world
[GIRLS] He wants to be a producer He wants to dine with a duchess and a duke
[LEO] I just gotta be a producer Drink champagne until I puke
[GIRLS] Drink champagne 'til he pukes!
[LEO] I wanna be a producer Show the world just what I've got I'm gonna put on shows That will enthrall 'em
[GIRLS, LEO] Read my name in Winchell's column!
[LEO] I wanna be a producer 'Cause it's everything I'm not
[ACCOUNTANTS] Unhappy... unhappy... So unhappy
[LEO, ACCOUNTANTS] Very very very very Very very very very...
[ACCOUNTANTS] Sad
[LEO] I wanna be a producer
(spoken) Hold everything! What am I doing here? Mr. Bialystock was right! There is a lot more to me than there is to me! Stop the world, I wanna get on!
[There is a commotion amongst the accountants as Marks enters.]
[MARKS, spoken] Bloom, where do you think you're going?
[LEO, spoken] Mr. Marks, I've got news for you. I quit! Here's my visor My Dixon Ticonderoga number two pencil And my big finish!
(sung) I'm gonna be a producer Sound the horn and beat the drum I'm gonna be a producer Look out Broadway, here I come!
[GIRLS, ACCOUNTANTS] Well, here he comes!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
