[MAX] The time has come To be a lover from the Argentine To slick my hair down with Brilliantine And gargle heavily with Listerine Wow! It's time for Max To put his backers on their backs And thrill them with amazing acts Those aging nymphomaniacs
Ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah!
They were helpless They were hopeless Then along came Bialy! They were joyless They were boyless Then along came Bialy! They're my angels I'm their devil And I keep those embers aglow When I woos 'em I can't lose 'em 'Cause I cast my spell 'n' They start yellin' Fire down below! They were listing They were sinking Then along came Bialy! They were desp'rate They were drinking Then along came Bialy! So romantic They were frantic Then their prayers were heard up above! Heaven sent them Their Bialy! I'm the celebration of love!
[Transition from Max's office to Little Old Lady Land.]
[LITTLE OLD LADIES] We were helpless We were hopeless Then along came Bialy!
[HOLD ME - TOUCH ME] Life had passed us by And love had stolen away
[LICK ME - BITE ME] At the end of our rope We'd given up hope Of one last roll in the hay
[KISS ME - FEEL ME] Discarded dolls Abandoned wrecks
[ALL THREE] Condemned to a life Of sitting and knitting When all we really wanted was... sex!
[MAX, spoken] Ah, did you bring the checky, my little turtledove?
[HOLD ME - TOUCH ME, spoken] Yes, but first, Bialy, can we please play one dirty Little game?
[MAX, spoken] Here in broad daylight?
[HOLD ME - TOUCH ME, spoken] It'll just be a quickie
[MAX, spoken] Okay, what, what?
[HOLD ME - TOUCH ME, spoken] Let's play the Distracted Tourist and the Ever-Watchful Orangutan
[MAX, spoken] Oy, are you trying to kill me? Please, I'm exhausted Let's play one game with absolutely no sex
[HOLD ME - TOUCH ME, spoken] What?
[MAX, spoken] How 'bout the Jewish Princess and Her Husband
[LITTLE OLD LADIES] So romantic We were frantic Then our prayers were heard up above Heaven sent us Our Bialy! He's the celebration of love!
[Instrumental]
[MAX,spoken] Fire down below!
[LITTLE OLD LADIES] We were listing We were sinking Then along came Bialy! We were desp'rate We were drinking Then along came Bialy! So romantic We were frantic Then our prayers were heard up above! It's Bialy! Hail, Bialy! He's the culmination The restoration The consummation The titillation Ejaculation-
[MAX, spoken] Oy....
[LITTLE OLD LADIES] -He's the celebration of love
[MAX, spoken] Bloom! Bloom!
[LEO, spoken] What, Max, what?
[MAX, spoken] I've done it! I've done it! Look, we got all the money. Now all we have to do it put on the biggest flop in history!
[LEO, spoken] That's great!
[MAX & LEO] We can do it, we can do it We can make a million bucks!
[ULLA] Bialystock and Bloom, Bialystock and Bloom! The show's a go!
(fugue begins with characters joining in the following order)
[ROGER, CARMEN, TEAM] He's raised the money, we're on our way Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay We have our backing, oh, what a day Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay
Wonder of wonders, we have all our cash Barring all blunders, we should have a smash! We know that... we can do it!
[LITTLE OLD LADIES] Then along came Bialy! We were desp'rate We were drinking Then along came Bialy! Bialy was romantic Our pulse became so frantic It's Bialy! Hail Bialy!
[MAX & LEO] We can do it! We can do it! We can do it We can make a million bucks! Ev'rything we've ever wanted Is set to come our way We know that... we can do it! We can make it, we won't fake it We were fated to be mated...
[ULLA] Bialystock and Bloom... Bialystock and Bloom... Bialystock and Bloom! And Bloom! Bialystock and Bloom! And Bloom! Bialystock and Bloom...
[FRANZ] Deutschland, Deutschland, uber alles Alles in der welt! Deutschland, Deutschland, uber alles Alles in der welt!
(fugue stops)
[ULLA, spoken] Bialystock and Bloom
[ULLA, FRANZ, ROGER, CARMEN, TEAM, spoken] Bialystock and Bloom
[ALL EXCEPT OLD LADIES, spoken] Bialystock and Bloom!
[ALL] Ah ahh Ah ah Ahh Ah Ah Ah Ahh
Ah ahh Ah ah Ahh Ah Ahhhh
[LEO & MAX] We can do it
[ALL EXCEPT LEO & MAX] They can do it
[ALL] Say goodbye to woe and gloom
[LEO & MAX] We can do it
[ALL EXCEPT LEO & MAX] Nothing to it
[ALL] Can't you hear that bing-bang-boom!
[ALL EXCEPT LEO & MAX] With their brilliance Their resilience Up together they will zoom!
[LEO & MAX, spoken] We can't miss!
[ALL EXCEPT LEO & MAX] They were fated to be mated They're Bialystock and Bloom! Ahhh!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
