[Verse 1] Turkey's on fire Tree ain't even lit Bought all these damn presents Now I'm broke as shit Merry fuckin' Christmas
[Verse 2] Uncle Bubba told the kids Santa ain't real Sister's vegan boyfriend is bitchin' 'bout the veal Huh, merry fuckin' Christmas
[Chorus] Thank God it only comes once a year I wish grandma weren't the only one Who got ran over by a reindeer Call us a bunch of screw [?] But only booze will get us through this Find a lullaby bla-bla Merry fuckin' Christmas
[Verse 3] What I wouldn't give For a silent night If I hear that McCartney song one more time I swear Merry fuckin' Christmas
[Verse 4] Sorry baby Jesus Don't mean no disrespect All these folks together What the hell did you expect? Oh no, merry fuckin' Christmas
[Chorus] Well, thank God it only comes once a year I wish grandma weren't the only one Who got ran over by a reindeer Call us a bunch of screw [?] But only booze will get us through this Find a lullaby bla-bla Merry fuckin' Christmas
[Bridge] So, here we go
[Chorus] Well, thank God it only comes once a year I wish grandma weren't the only one Who got ran over by a reindeer Call us a bunch of screw [?] But only booze will get us through this Find a lullaby bla-bla Where the hell is Santa Clause? I sure hope that y'all Have a merry fuckin' Christmas [Outro] Merry Christmas y'all Are you gonna finish that drink? Oh it's gonna be a long nightTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.