So you think you've got troubles The more you try the worse you get So you think the world don't like you Well brother, you ain't heard nothing yet
My car sounds like an old tin can My wife went off with another man And I strained a muscle of my fishing hand My income tax is due
Now I lost my money in a poker game And I think my left leg is a-goin' lame My brother asked if I'd change my name And that's what I think I'll do
My doctor told me not to smoke Drink nothing stronger than a coke I'm not even supposed to hear dirty jokes For I'd laugh and strain my heart
I had every ailment known to man From the African mumps to a dishpan hands I lost every race that I ever ran I didn't even get a start
So you think you've got troubles The more you try the worse you get So you think the world don't like you Well brother, you ain't heard nothing yet
Now some people call me a pessimist They say that I oughta make the best of this Well, maybe I am a pessimist That's something that I wouldn't know
But one thing I do know, I'll tell you right now I'm a-milkin' the wrong end of this old cow There's to many wrinkles in this boy's brow That stuff has got to go
So you think you've got troubles The more you try the worse you get So you think the world don't like you Well brother, you ain't heard nothing yet
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