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I'm the ski jumping queen Maren Lundby
And this time I'm gonna speak bluntly
Of this song I'm the author
It's filled with disgust and horror
Revealing that I am the devil's daughter

If you think I'm a nice girl,
I will prove you wrong!
My critical views, now hear me,
They are very strong
It's so much to hate
From small-talk to ping-pong
That's why, like aunt Sophie
I sing this f*cking song

I read the local newspaper every single day
And what I see is really not okay
News? My ass, it must be some sort of delay!
The same few faces, ey, ey, ey
I get provoked, I can't behave!

If my podium place would be numer three
Still down on winning Japanese I see
I'm big in Japan, I'm big in Japan
Even though I'm not the rich ski-jumping man
Look - I raised middle finger on my hand!

If you think I'm a nice girl,
I will prove you wrong!
My critical views, now hear me,
They are very strong
It's so much to hate
From small-talk to ping-pong
That's why, like aunt Sophie
I sing this f*cking song

In roundabouts, use your turning signal
If not, I get ferocious and feral
I'll honk my horn and step down on my pedal
Get out of my way or you taste the heavy metal
F*ck you! I'm the girl with the golden medal!

As a superstar, I need my beauty sleep
Dreaming 'bout my Olympic feat
But idiots keep calling my numer
At night so I can't get no slumber
My God, can't these morons get any dumber?

If you think I'm a nice girl,
I will prove you wrong!
My critical views, now hear me,
They are very strong
It's so much to hate
From small-talk to ping-pong
That's why, like aunt Sophie
I sing this f*cking song

Don't underestimate my innocent features
You stole my sleep, filthy journalist creatures
Yes, I'm a good-looking celebrity
But towards you I have an animosity
Call me again at the wrong juncture
And I will your f*cking brain puncture

But in my heart of solid rock
My feelings have ran totally amuck
And as I fly down the landing slope
My thoughts are filled with an aching hope
I open up my heart like a protective umbrella
Giving my love to this infamous man, Kjella

If you think I'm a nice girl,
I will prove you wrong!
My critical views, now hear me,
They are very strong
It's so much to hate
From small-talk to ping-pong
That's why, like aunt Sophie
I sing this f*cking song

If you think I'm a nice girl,
I will prove you wrong!
My critical views, now hear me,
They are very strong
It's so much to hate
From small-talk to ping-pong
That's why, like aunt Sophie
I sing this f*cking song

If you think I'm a nice girl,
I will prove you wrong!
My critical views, now hear me,
They are very strong
It's so much to hate
From small-talk to ping-pong
That's why, like aunt Sophie
I sing this f*cking song

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