Dear old Mrs. So and So, I thought I'd call and let you know Your daughter is a big HOMO And she's lying next to me
She came here of her own volition No doubt wasting her tuition Still it's true and now you're wishin' She weren't here with me
She's been acting out this way Since long before the fateful day I brought her home so she could stay Lying next to me
No matter how you sulk and fret It's only girls that make her wet And since it's true, well you can bet She's lying next to me
Dear old Mr.. So and So, I thought I'd call and let you know Your daughter is a big HOMO And she's lying next to me
She loves you still, she always will But you can't fix her with a pill Or try to take away the thrill Of lying next to me
She wants your love and your respect But if you push, she'll push right back 'Cause she's got friends and you've got JACK If you don't let her be
For the apple of your eye There must be something you can try 'Cause I can't stand to see her cry Lying next to me
Dear old Mrs. So and So, Just call her up and let her know She can be a big HOMO And you'll still love her so.Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
