U: Wishing that we could be heroes someday soon! (M, So, Sa: Heroes someday soon!) U: Even though it's impossible, still! I'll start my big story! So: Coming together in a fearsome group of four! (M, U, Sa: Fearsome group of four!) So: Doing anything, everything, playing, praying, nothing, bluffing, meditating, waiting, everywhere and anywhere, push work on someone else. All: Chi~in! Sa: Gathering some healing items, start with aconite! (M, So, U: Start with aconite!) Sa: Our strategy is the best, we're totally on goal! M: Him, him, and him too, they're a kinda stupid bunch! (So, Sa, U: Kinda stupid bunch!) M: It's probably his fault, or his, or his, or pointing blame until the night comes! U: Do we have the special move that can one-strike an enemy dead? (Nope!) Sa: What about an escape item for a dungeon filled with dread? (Nope!) So: What about that game guide that I think I left in the trash? (Huh?!) M: TWO OF US ALREADY DIED, SAVE DATA'S SACRIFIED, WE CAN'T GO BACK, WE'RE DO-DO-DO-DO-DONE!! So: Side-scrolling right through life, buying agility! No need for healers, right? We're truly hopeless here! Sa: Raring for rare eggplants and tasty tomatoes, all the while choosing the same character! (So: WHAT KIND OF BUG IS THIS?!) All: Hey, hey! No way, no way! I'm just diving in! Just pushing past the very first village stage! (Hai hai!) One hero times four doesn't make it past zero! We've tried for a whole entire age! (U: STOP OVER-EXAGGERATING!!!) In a Gacha gameplay, we'd just get two stars! Even though this isn't an SSR! (Hai hai!) I'm just letting my true self go wild and free! While staying up with you and playing RPGs!
~DIALOGUE COMING UP!~ M: Alright, everyone! Remember to work as a team! U, Sa: Yes sir! So: Hey, hey, who's the one going so slowly? U: Who's to say that you're not the one going too fast? So: I'm just clearing a path so everyone can catch up easily. U: That's just your excuse for giving us a hard time. Right, Sakata? Sa: AAAAAAAH! MAFUMAFU'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!! M: Hahahaha~! I'LL KILL YOU ALL~! So: What?! Me too?! Mafumafu, I won't forgive you for this! Sa: SOMEONE PLEASE HELP MEEE! (M: HAHAHAHAHA~!) U: WHAT HAPPENED TO WORKING AS A TEAM?! ~Dialogue End~ M: Dead five or six tera, playing with no backups Run away from help with juicy self-confidence! U: Even with a fresh start from 2 to 8, this gaming session seems endless! (M: I'm sleepy...) All: Anyway, no way no way! To win and get your way, dirty tricks and cheats could just barely suffice! (Hai hai!) You can flip-flop roles any way you'd like! Especially if you really wanna die~ (Sa: I WOULDN'T LET THAT HAPPEN!!) Fight on and fight through the day! But don't forget to save! A moment of silence for those with dark memories... (Hai hai!) Endlessly, restlessly, until finally..! "You lost, try again?" says the RPG!
So: Do you have the ancient sword that kills evil with finesse? (Sa, M, U: No! No! No, no, no, no!) So: Do you have the magic shield to save the damsel in distress? (Sa, M, U: No! No! No, no, no, no!) So: Do you have the winged ship that sails the seas of the sky? (Sa, M, U: No! No! No, no, no, no!) So: Can you be the hero on which the world can rely? (Sa, M, U: No! No! No, no, no, no!) Sa: Spread inky darkness! Kugelschreiber! So: Burn to the touch! Schwarzwaldbrot! M: Freeze everything in sight! Reizokon! U: I'll show my true power! Infinity Impact, go!! So: Huh? Sa: Huuh? M: Huuuuuuuh? U: STOP IT, GUYYYYYS!!
M: If the world turns upside down, and we're still alive If the final boss meets the afterlife When the end roll starts to play its farewell song, What then would we do with our lives?
Let's say "No way, no way!" I'll just dive right in! Just pushing past the very first village stage! (Hai hai!) One hero times four doesn't make it past zero! We've tried past the 100th age! (U, Sa: UWAAAAAH?!) Stop now? No way, no way! It's not that bad y'know! It's not like we have any sort of social life..! (Hai hai!) I wanna spend my days on an adventure spree! And staying up with you while playing RPGs!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
