Missy Elliot: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Especially the ladies. Welcome to MADtv.
Lorraine: Where's all my mad sisters? Freakin' a-right rad sisters?
Chorus: Mad sister, go sister, Mad sister, funk, sister,
Melina: I'm Melina,I'm on FOX; MADtv, Shakin' teetas on the street, Oh my gawd Yeah but! You think I'm such a slut?!
Chorus: Itchy coochie mama vanna, (Lorraine: Huhuhuhuhuh!) Poopy panty papa lala, Mocha latte frapaccino, We are Lady MADtv
Lucy Liu won't do MADtv, For free (Melina: The bitch!) Lucy Liu won't do MADtv, For free (Lorraine: Huhuhuhuhuh!)
Dot: My name is Dot, And I'm new to this fun, I really love gloves and gum,My sister's real smart, And I make cool finger art, Who's Dot?!
Chorus: Dot! Dot!
Lorraine: I come through with a "huh" and a "God that's cute," And my name is Lorraine, White as cocaine. I'm a recurring woman, Not a backseat woman, And I'm the reason MAD's back for season seven, Disagree? Well boohoo and tough luck, 'Cuz to tell you the truth, I don't give a "Huhuhuhuhuh"! High-heeled gals go rockin' through the streets, Four hot ass chicks from the MADtv.
Chorus: MADtv
Ms. Swan: Whoa, Whoah, Woah!
Chorus: MADtv
Ms. Swan: Ohhh-hooo-o-h!
Chorus: MADtv
Ms. Swan: Oh-h-h, h-o-o-oh Hoah, Oh Oh-h-h-h-hoaw I'm having fun, feeling silky smooth, Look, I tell you every'ting, Huh, huh, I make the savage cash, Saying 'he looka like a man', MAD, MAD, MA-A-A-A-AD
Chorus: Itchy coochie mama vanna, (Ms. Swan: Huh!) (Whipping Missy Elliot with a belt) Poopy panty papa lala, (Ms. Swan: Ok, ok!) Mocha latte frapacuino, (Lorraine: Frappa, huh?) This song really makes no sense---
(Lorraine: Huhuhuhuhuh!) Lucy Liu won't do MADtv,
Missy Elliot: Melina:
Melina: Oh-h-h-h-h-h-h-oh, oh my god!
Missy Elliot: Lorraine:
Lorraine: Goddddd, that's cute!
Missy Elliot: Swan:
Ms. Swan: Uh, uh uh uh ohhhh,
Missy Elliot: Idiot girl:
Dot: Look how little my gloves are!
Melina: What?
Chorus: We are Lady MADtv! Swan: Yeah-h-h-h-h-h Ah-h-h-h Oh-h-h-h-h eh-h-h-h-h oh-h-h-h-h-h Ah-h-h-h Ah-h-h -ha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a--- Yeah.Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
