[LL Cool J] Yeah.. Smokin, dopin, keep your ears open Put me on the flier and I'm guaranteed to rope in twenty-thousand people to the place that I play at And have em even sayin how could someone say that they're as good as the man who just saw [scratched "Cool J"] Please give me some more of those hoopin, scoopin, rhymes you be troopin If you don't know the new dance, Patti Duke'n Clap your hands, stomp your feet, snap your fingers I'm snatchin airplay, from all you AIDS catchin singers It's a, special delivery on your front step My picture's on the cover and the rhymes are in effect Cause, I love to lay down, joints for the playground And have you OD'n sayin, y'know, J sound righteous, the brother did what he had to I didn't talk about this, so I had you sleepin, breathin sayin yo he ain't keepin his promise to astonish, from weekend to weekend But here it is, the jam of all jams And from this day forth, MC's are gettin slammed with the
I'm the wise wizard of the microphone swingin it Here's a mean joint, all the hip-hoppers are singin it Doin a dance in tight bike pants So get up on it (HOE!) you'll only get one chance to work out, the soreness in your muscles Do your own thing, even the hustle MC's I'ma torture, that's already known But while I'm torturin them, I'ma leave you alone so you can bump, grind, and rub up against your partner And look wild like you're tryin to get a part in a dirty movie on the hip-hop tip Now tell me (tell you what?) that brother L ain't tryin to flip with the
Movin, groovin, admit that you've been shocked and rocked and I'm on top and it's been proven I'm self-reliant, on stage I'm defiant All those rumors are small things to a giant I'm not a cool calm, collected type of brother I'm kind of hype that's why I'm a good lover In bed I'm energetic, kind of like a freight train Goin so crazy I have the girlies sayin, "Wait James!" I do damage - use the beef to build a sandwich And when I'm done, she'll be sayin, "How did you manage to make me feel pleasure from my toes to my head? On top of that, you ran laps around the bed" So bust out the pumped up funk that I'm revealin and listen to it, while you're in your car wheelin On on your Walkman as you're starin at the ceiling Or when you and your love is sex-appealin to the
Uhh, aww yeah, uhh - ahh Uhh, aww yeah, uhh - ahh KnowhatI'msayin? Uhh, aww yeah, uhh - ahh It's like a smooth joint, youknowhatImean? Uhh, aww yeah! Real mellow, on the love tip, check it out
