[Verse] Sittin' in the backroom Bein weird like a chatroom Tryna chill, but I feel the appeals Hella real, now it’s looking like I’m that dude Always knew I could be that cool And I ain’t worried 'bout a rap duel Cuz nine-tenths of the names in the game digging trash like a mafuckan racoon Made that tape with a gang a hope And now the hope done changed to know And now the notes that Dave done wrote Been looking like a bunch of Muthafuckin famous quotes And nowadays I ain’t phased when they sayin' the jokes Get in the way of displaying the flow Like ain't nobody rap this way, gonna crack this game It’s a waste if he playin' em both up at the same time I ain’t even supposed to be the same guy Ay you gotta switch the funny with the fake shit Make a fake hit, 'bout the money rake and Getting babes like a late Zach Morris up in Bayside That’s the only way da shit’ll see the daylight I ain’t even gotta humour dat Cmon bruh, even though I’m pretty new to rap The songs Y'all make stink like tuna cans C'mon dog where the real ingenuity at
Errbody wanna act the same And rap lame crap, tracks get attacked the same That’s why I been up in this muthafucka practicing 'Cause errybody in the game 'bout to know D Old me, not another fake fucking phoney homie You’ll see…
Bet a beer that when dicky done I’ma make it pretty clear who the gimmick was I don’t think I really care who been dissing us Lemme know when your career as a mimic up Better yet I think I got a deal for you critics that’s been missing What I’m spitting one contingency, you listen up
One year you gon' say it’s legit Two years you gon' say it’s the shit In three years, if ma name ain't coming up in conversations 'bout the greatest In the game and I ain’t making the list, I’ll suck yo dick Now you feelin' a bit homophobic Like, "Ew, what is wrong with him? Man, this is why nobody big’ll do a song with him." Aiight amigo, we gon' see who got it wrong again Comprehend what the man said Born to win Sort of miffed I ain't Jordan yet Torched the net For minute, I admit I am only a beginner But admit in my core I’m a vet Lil Dicky know the chip up his my shoulder premature as it gets He also pretty sure he the best
That’s why I been up here imploring the bets Matter fact I’ll put up more than the head I would give up my life for this shit You right, then that’s it Ya knife to ma wrist The night of that dick suck Whatchu thought I was here for dat quick buck I done gave up my life for this shit My hypothetical wife and them kids Couple years when ma peers have families And I’m sippin' on a beer being weird as Carrie If you listen closely you can hear the Camrys bump
L-I-L D-I-C Erry mafucka wannabe Ali Erry mafucka talking like they he But a make-believe can’t make belief
Lotta rap dudes brag they great And this and that dude carry the game But a select few rap today Been saying shit like this when it’s carrying weight So who Dave is Who Dave is Am I just a muthafucka on a playlist Am I just another 'sucka being aimless Am I just another dummy lacking patience Tell me now I been down for my day ones They were smart enough to fuckin' get it They allowed me to keep going Now I’ll be flowing till the whole world fuckin' 'wit it Oh, you thought I’m here make a name? Boi I’m finna fucking change the game And if a mafucka sayin' the same I’ll bet brain when you play him, you’ll be saying that he saying the same Thang, you hearing out of errbody We ain’t fearin' anybody But I’m finished caring bout ya money Whatchu wearing out when clubbin' Who you staring down, the buddies that been there And all da honey's you been snaring Mafuckas love to wear it out
It’s getting easy to compare ya style That’s why they looking so uneasy when they hear about A kid who doing something so unique up in the rare crowd They all preparing doubt They unprepared now Like this a new approach to the art form This muthafucka bringing jokes to the chart or He doesn’t dumb it down, flow lookin' smarter Bro, I don't know dis' supposed to be hardcore Up in our sport, it’s a hard court Shit…I’m on the grass straight laughing The young Roger Federer of rapping I’m done dodging, this about to happen Thinkin' back to when Lil Dicky was a tennis captain I was second singles, but ma set of skills average Fuck I admit it, but I hit it kinda different And my will is what I win it with it’s only an example I am nothing standard Used to be a camper You the fucking close mind I’m about to trample Errything I flow fire You ain't hold a candle Boi, I think it’s showtime I am fucking magic I ain’t fuckin laughin I am fucking rapping This is what could happen when I am on a track And I’m feeling like a Jag Stuck up in some in fucking traffic Knowing that the Maybachs could be getting lapped and Knowing that the fake rap should be getting fact-checked Knowing I could make crap and be getting fat cheques
Das why I never really care for em I’m too socially aware for em Like how the fuck do we prepare for him? You better get another notepad Flowin' nuts like I wrote it from my gonads I’m tryna tell you muthafuckas I am no fad Y’all are so bad I’m a postgrad Getting so mad Outta nowhere D it’s only been a half year But you flowin' like you knowing you the last here But you going like ain't no one in ya class here We ain’t even gonna post his work Is he a joke, lemme know when he let go of the quirk And then I scroll down look at sounds goin' berserk Because the whole fucking blog full of flow-less twerps Talking about hoes and twerking, shows what’s working I ain’t even tryna say I’m perfect But I been putting out songs with purpose I been putting out long ass verses And now I’m starting to take it awfully personal I’m getting sick of seeing Lil Dicky search nulls Errbody act like I’m Steve Q Urkel Like I ain't Stefan Like I ain’t the bomb They treat Dave like I’m Steve Blake Homie but the replay saying that I’m straight LeBron Got fans on the cowboys Sports fans get the transition But you know you goin' down boys Errbody know I stay chippin' And you know I’m 'bout to stay different Even if they gotta try now It was fun being dumb but you done being numb to the One that's been coming with the highbrow That’s what I’m doing when I’m betting dome ya know I getcha you outcha comfort zone You 'bout to question every mafuckan thing I’m on But can’t neglect it when America is singing long to dat
L-I-L D-I-C Every motherrfucka wannabe Ali Every motherfucka talking like they he But a make-believe can’t make beliefTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
