[Verse 1] Drunk, faded, browned out, looking all shady Two months since I fucked a lady, young man dick going crazy Standard Saturday, I'm about to get a cab and masturbate Then I see a hot girl, look back at Dave Lemme get your cat girl, no Hathaway That's what I thought not what I said to her Instead I walk up to her, like I know you heard of the kid You heard what I did, you heard of my shit, the murderous spit She's like, naw, you're being weird, what are you talking about? I'm like, aw Pulling out my phone, like a boss, YouTube 'bout to get her off But as I type the y-o-u, some porno pop up I'm like, hold up, how did, that's not even me Like, I don't jerk off mobily Then her friends coming up And wanna know if everything is okay I'm like, naw, this a rape, you can't tell? Give me a break, please, get the heck away I turned to her, let me buy you a drink She like, fine, told the man two Patron, she like, lime Said he tried twice, the card got declined I'm like, are, this is a, it's gonna a machine issue? He was like, naw, I was like, obviously there's something wrong I got dough, like I'm not broke I got donuts with the same card like about an hour ago He like, dude, I don't know Now I'm looking at the girl she just wanna go And I ain't talking 'bout with me, bro, I mean alone I got one more chance to prove myself, so I'm like
[Pre-Hook] Look, I'm athletic, girl, I've gotten several rec-league MVP's At my crib I've got some pizza, plus a little bit of weed In my room I've got a TV, plus I recently did sheets Girl, I even have a fridge that has the water on the door Like with the crushed ice
[Hook] You know I don't give a damn, what you playing right now This is me coming at you as a man right now Lemme freak, lemme freak, god dammit, lemme freak Just lemme freak, please god, just lemme freak
[Verse 2] The girl from the first verse, somehow let me fuck Fast forward, seven months, we in love Some real serious relationship type shit Despite this, I ain't fucked for days Tried last night, but was pushed away But I've been acting well behaved today, I smell okay Adele Pandora's playing, now she laying On the floor and I'm praying this bitch is horny I go and give her a smooch She kissing Dicky back, so I play with her boobs Bad move, she don't like that Bad mood, her boss being mean to her Via email, she wanna write back I'm like, right now? She like, yeah, what do I say, can you just help me Okay, what's the context? Then she like, well, he talks to Jane before coming to me Who's Jane again? I said, she like, wow, you should know that Okay, I guess I forgot, she like, dude, that's my other boss Okay, true, so shouldn't your first boss Go to the other boss, before you? Right? But Jane isn't hands on, she yelled Okay, well I just don't understand the dynamic then I don't work with these people, she started crying Wait stop, what the fuck is this? Naw, you don't ever take my side About an hour later til' I'm on her good side We in bed, hands on her good thighs I try to kiss, she like, good night, but I'm like
[Pre-Hook] Look, I just turned off The Departed for a movie 'bout a bee I've been cutting back on farting, tweeting, arguing and weed Yesterday I wore a cardigan at dinner with your sweet And supportive aunt during the fourth quarter, of the Eagles Now reward it
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[Verse 3] Fast forward some more, June sixteenth, twenty seventy four Old LD looking old as fuck, still with the same ho, holding up But my life sucks, legs hurt, friends dead, real terse My dick looking like it's tinfoil Her tits looking like they hard boiled eggs On top of that, she insane Like, I don't even think she knows who I am Our kids moved away, we've been doing the same shit for days Maybe months, who knows, probably going to die soon Pretty scared, I ain't even gonna lie to you Think about it all day, on my last legs But I'm going out with a bang I got pills they invented back in fifty seven I took five, that's a bit excessive I look high, take a look at my thighs And good god that's a little erection, it'll work though Now I've gotta find the ho, I'm pretty much blind at this point I don't know if I mentioned that yet, but I am Made my way into the bedroom and there she is, I'm like
[Pre-Hook] Look, I don't know if you're aware that You've been throwing out my shoes What I do know is, I'm sick of doing nothing here with you All my blood is in my dick, I'm probably dying pretty soon Are you even comprehending what I'm saying Please acknowledge that you hear me
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