[Verse 1: Lil Dicky] I gotta problem with my dick Been hating on him since I was a kid Way before I ever put him in a bitch, goin' back y'all Never wanna trash talk so I made a track We could rap on, keep us intact And I know the fact is that you Jewish, but I don't want no excuses for your size I know hella jewish guys who grew up between them thighs But no, you actin' like you was four, you haven't changed since we young It's sad you that immature, and I don't get it I'm getting bitches, get you in kittens other dicks would die for But I'm barely hittin' it, when a minutes ya high score And now it's real bad cause you ain't movin on You twenty something and still live above ya two balls I been getting nine to five's But I been keepin' us wit bitches that was tryna ride But you a mafuckin' fiend, and it's mean We supposed to be a team You a dick, but I wish I had a penis
[Hook 1: Lil Dicky] And this about a dick Who never took the time to grow And cum the second that he get in that vagina hole And I ain't lovin butting heads like this But you gotta stop fucking up my shit And I ain't feelin bad And I don't give a fuck about your problems But lay 'em the table, maybe we can solve 'em Cause you and I, we attached at the hip So we better get this settled up and fixed right now dick
[Verse 2: Lil Dicky as his Penis] Hold up, Dicky, you ain't really mean it You got the nerve to tell me you the one mistreated? I don't believe it, it's nothing but egregious Cause I'm the one that's been getting beaten obscenely In this motherfucker right now, that's a fact And my homies from my sack'll have my back, you wacking Me every motherfucking day, you acting like it's okay But imagine waking up feelin' afraid, I'm prayin' you stop abusing And you confused if you blame me for the ejacs This about your brain, I came because I react Hope that you concede that cause it's on you Need to distract, what can I do if you never relax You see it's actually you that's in control all our faculties The pre-ejaculatory crap is a sorely inaccurate Actin' like you was deploring me, warranted insecurity Scoring, ignoring the forming of your own immaturity (not true) And now the prematurity's on ma head But you know damn well it should be up on yours instead But if you loved and accepted me then that wouldn't be a problem Instead I'm in a dick numbing condom
[Hook 2: Dick] And this about a kid Who never took the time to grow And cum the second that he get in that vagina hole And I ain't lovin' butting heads like this But you gotta stop fucking up ma shit And I ain't feelin' bad And I don't give a fuck aboutcha problems But lay 'em the table, maybe we can solve 'em Cause you and I we attached at the hip So we better get this settled up and fixed, right now kid
[Verse 3: Lil Dicky & Dick] Wow, I think you need to get a grip dude I'd say the same, but I'm betting that you will soon Real funny dick, I can't even stomach this How you gon' act like I'm wacking ya shit for nuffin He frontin' up in this mothafucka, bluffin' on the beat Wouldn't beat him without a reason he sung it incomplete Tell me why then, why you always tucked in ma jeans? It's cause I'm wit a woodpecker like I'm stuck in a tree Well I confess I'm erect on occasion But up in the Bahamas— hold up we that was a vacation Is that what you call it? As I recall You was mauling me day and night Only sex you got was dry, aggressively rubbing fly I was chaffed up, you the fuckin' problem dicky, wake up Well what about the time you wasn't stayin' up? I was wit a top 5 dime of ma life Well you the guy that was drinkin' all the goddamn wine Fuck that, you a cold, crooked mafucka, where's your heart? And you a toad looking muthafucka: Mario Kart So this is it? This is it, you a dick I need a penis No you a dick, I need a human being
[Hook 3: Lil Dicky & Dick] So this shit about a kid (dick) Who never took the time to grow And cum the second that he get in that vagina hole And I ain't lovin butting heads like this But you gotta stop fuckin up ma shit And I ain't feelin bad And I don't give a fuck aboutcha problems But lay 'em the table, maybe we can solve 'em Cuz you and I we attached at the hip So we better get this settled up and fixed, right now dickTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
