Wait a second, this is the kind of girl Warner wants Someone serious, someone lawyerly Someone who wears black when nobody's dead Girls, I have a completely brilliant plan
What you want, Warner, what you want is me But you need to see me in a brand new domain Well, it's plain, Warner in a different setting You will see you're getting all of this plus a brain
I'll meet you there in Harvard with a book in my hand Big sturdy book, big wordy book, full of words I'll understand And right, there is where you'll see it too Warner what you want is right in front of you
What you want? It's clear What you want? Right here What you want? Is right in front of you Front of you
What you want? It's clear What you want? Right here What you want? Is right in front of you Front of you
Step one, he's off to Harvard Law So, I get in there too Step two, make Warner reassess Impress him with my high IQ
Step three, we throw a great big wedding And invite all Delta Nu That's great, nice plan Now can we think this through, Harvard Law School?
I have a 4.0 average, yeah, in fashion merchandising What makes you think you can do this? Love, I'm doing this for love And love will see me through
Yes, with love on my side, I can't lose And Harvard can't refuse A love so pure and true Don't lawyers feel love too?
Even if they do, what you want Sweetheart, is no easy thing If you're going to swing it It will wreck your senior spring, yeah, it's true
First you'll need an LSAT score of more than 174 So, no more parties for you You'll need a killer essay or do not even hope And glowing letters from your betters
Any chance you know the Pope? Nope, too bad 'Cause that would be a coup And you've got a lot of work in front of you
What you want? Yes, I know What you want? Even so What you want? Is right in front of you Front of you
What you want? Girl you go What you want? No really, go What you want? Is right in front of you Front of you
Law school? Yes daddy, law school Good god, why? Law school is for boring Ugly, serious people and you, button Are none of those things
What you want, button? Hey, you just say the word But what you want's absurd and costs a whole lot of swag And hell, why button, when you can stay right here? Pursue a film career
How 'bout a nice Burkin Bag? Yes, the East Coast is foreign There's no film studios It's cold and dark, no valet parking
All the girls have different noses Christ, button, it's like the damn frontier Tell me what's out there That you can't get right here?
Guys, love, I'm going there for love A love I have to win, I can live without sun or valet I can't just walk away Betray what might have been Mind, okay, I'll pay your way if you get in
What you want? Make the grade What you want? And it's paid What you want? Is right in front of you Front of you
Hey, everybody, it's the Spring Fling Beer Bash Extreme Extreme, not for you Time to study, go This year's theme, Jamaican me crazy
What you want? You wanna be out Because the sun, she warm
What you want? You wanna be study Stuck inside your dorm
What you want? You wanna be party With us all night long
What you want? You wanna be strong Be strong, oh
134, not good enough Try again, go
What you want? You wanna be groovin' Bumpin', shake da room
What you want? You wanna be provin' somethin' And ta whom?
What you want? You wanna be wonderin' Where your youth is gone? What you want? You wanna hold on
Hold on 151, still not Harvard material Once again, go
What you want? (Love, I'm doing this for love) You wanna be breathin' in the healthy air What you want? (And that's how I'll survive) You wanna be chasin' him and he don't care
What you want? You wanna ignore the pity in their looks (Here you go) What you want? (I said no, go away) You wanna say, "Sorry, gotta hit me books"
What you want? You wanna be sittin' like a lonely child (Right here is where I'll stay) What you want? You wanna be drivin' all da fellas wild? (Until that happy day)
What you want? You wanna be feelin' good to be alive (That day I hear them say)
175, 175, 175, 175, 175
And so, gentlemen, Harvard Law grants admission To Adam Cohen and Sandeep Padamanan And now, Miss Elle Woods Who was kind enough to send in a head shot
We should admit her for reasons of Multi-culturisim, oh, gentlemen, please, get a hold of yourselves Oh, look at that, oh, what a shame She didn't bother sending in a personal essay
How's this for a personal essay?
What you want? Goodness me What you want? Security What you want? Is right in Who are you?
I'm what you want Harvard, I'm the girl for you And to prove it's true, we all flew here on Jet Blue Thank you, thank you
This is what Elle Woods inspires Everyone admires her And Harvard should too This is not a personal essay
No, an essay's so boring and so much does not fit So, we're appearing live right here Making clear you must admit that Elle Woods should join The chosen few, Harvard what you want is right in front of
May I approach Aha, oh yeah, go Elle
Now see here, Miss Woods You can't just can't barge in here with singing and dancing And ethnic movement, this is a very flashy presentation But I still don't see one reason to admit you
How about love? You ever been in love? 'Cause if you have, you'll know That love never accepts a defeat No challenge it can't meet, no place it cannot go
Don't say no to a woman in love, don't laugh when I say love Don't think that I'm naive because even a person who's smart Can listen to their heart, can listen and believe So, believe in what love can achieve
Do you believe? I do Do you believe? Me too Yes, we believe in love, how 'bout you? Welcome to Harvard
What you want? Now, we're set What you want? Let's go get What you want? Is right in front of you Front of you
What you want? Now we're done What you want? With step one What you want? Is right in front of you Front of you
What you want? What you want? What you want? What you want?Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
