[WOMAN 1] There! Right There! Look at that tan well-tended skin. Look at the killer shape he's in. Look at that slightly stubbly chin. Oh please, he's gay, totally gay.
[MAN 1] I'm not about to celebrate. Every trait could indicate A totally straight expatriate. This guy's not gay, I say, not gay.
[EVERYONE] That is the elephant in the room. Well, is it relevant to assume That a man who wears perfume Is automatically radically fey?
[MAN 2] But look at his coiffed and crispy locks.
[WOMAN 1] Look at his silk translucent socks.
[MAN 1] There's the eternal paradox. Look what we're seeing.
[WOMAN 2] What are we seeing?
[MAN 1] Is he gay?
[WOMAN 1] Of course he's gay.
[MAN 1] ... or European?
[EVERYONE] Ohhhhhh... Gay or European? It's hard to guarantee Is he gay or European?
[MAN 3] Well, hey, don't look at me!
[WOMAN 2] You see, they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports. They play peculiar sports.
[WOMAN 2, MAN 3, WOMAN 3] In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.
[EVERYONE] Gay or foreign fella? The answer could take weeks. They both say things like "ciao bella" While they kiss you on both cheeks.
[WOMAN 1] Oh please, gay.
[EVERYONE] Gay or European? So many shades of gray.
[MAN 3] Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.
[EVERYONE] Is he gay or European? Or-
[WOMAN 3] There! Right There! Look at that condescending smirk. Seen it on every guy at work. That is a metro hetero jerk. That guy's not gay, I say, no way!
[EVERYONE] That is the elephant in the room. Well, is it relevant to presume That a hottie in that costume
[WOMAN 2] But they bring their boys up different there. It's culturally diverse. It's not a fashion curse.
[EVERYONE] If he wears a kilt or bears a purse. Gay or just exotic? I still can't crack the code.
[WOMAN 4] Yeah, his accent is hypnotic But his shoes are pointy toed.
[EVERYONE] Huh. Gay or European? So many shades of gray.
[WOMAN 5] But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday.
[EVERYONE] Is he gay or European? Gay or European? Gay or Euro-
[MAN 2] Wait a minute! Give me a chance to crack this guy. I have an idea I'd like to try.
[MAN 1] The floor is yours.
[MAN 2] So, Mr. Argitacos... This alleged affair with Ms. Windam has been going on for...?
[MR. ARGITACOS] 2 years.
[MAN 2] And your first name again is...?
[MR. ARGITACOS] Mikos.
[MAN 2] And your boyfriend's name is...?
[MR. ARGITACOS] Carlos. ...I'm sorry! I misunderstand! You say boyfriend! I thought you say best friend! Carlos is my best friend.
[CARLOS] You bastard! You lying bastard! That's it. I no cover for you, no more! Peoples! I have a big announcement. This man is Gay and European! And neither-is disgrace You gotta stop your being A completely closet case. It's me, not her, he's seeing. No matter what he say. I swear he never ever ever swing the other way. You are so gay. You big parfait! You flaming one-man cabaret.
[MR. ARGITACOS] I'm straight!
[CARLOS] You were not yesterday. So if I may, I'm proud to say, He's gay!
[EVERYONE] And European!
[CARLOS] He's gay!
[EVERYONE] And European! He's gay! And European and gay!
[MR. ARGITACOS] Fine okay I'm gay!
[CARLOS] Hooray!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
