Man women boy women girl……………

Women without a man is nothing
Without her man is nothing

Women have their faults
Men only have two
Everything they say and everything they do

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage
They've experienced pain
And have bought jewelry
Women have two weapons
Cosmetics and tears

I'm a perfect house keeper
Every time I leave a man I keep his house
No women has ever hated a man
Enough to give him back his diamonds

Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time

Man women boy women girl…………..

Men forget everything
Women remember everything

A girl can wait for the right man to come along
But it doesn't stop her from having fun
With all the wrong ones in the mean time

The real reason why it's so difficult to find men
Who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
Is because they all have boyfriends already

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful women is one who can find such a man

Man women boy women girl…………..

Women driver really means
Someone who doesn't speed, tailgates, swear, make obscene gestures
And has a better driving record than men have

It's a guy thing really means
Irrational, illogical, stupid and extremely low

Oh don't fuss I just cut myself, its no big deal
Really means
I'm about to die but before I die
I want you to remember me as a strong proud man
Who never cries

Man women boy women girl…………..

If you want to learn more about women
Watch sex in the city
If you want to learn more about men
Take a good look at Homer Simpson

The difference between light and hard
Is that men can sleep all night with a light on

---

Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.