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Hey it's LaurDIY
But that's not my name
No one can remember it despite the fame
People only know you 'cause you 'bout that DIY game
But they all really know that you're the queen of being lame
Haven't you done that before?
Did you steal that off of Pinterest?
Girl, your vids are boring
Truly are the simplest
We know you blast the saturation just to make things cute
And those views are only yours 'cause you're in a swimsuit
Yo, you FaceTuned those curves
Where's yo butt and yo boobs?
That might fly on Insta but not YouTubes
And what's up with that hair?
It was cool in 2010
It doesn't look good now and it didn't back then
You're a joke of a Canadian
So far from being cool
Superwoman, Drake, you're the weakest in the pool
Puttin' up another peace sign just to hide your face
Out here in LA, you'll never find your place
LA is for top dogs, and all you got are seals
And those Insta followers
Those are dogs, they're not real
Chilling with stuffed animals 'cause you have no friends
And it's weird that you love them even more than your boyfriend
We see you with your fairy lights, thinking that you're Tumblr
We get you have Cartier
You really should be humbler
All you wear is brandy
You're the queen of being basic
Really nothing special in a sea of faces
What's up with your brows?
Did they disappear?
Without all that makeup, your face, it gives me fear
That scar on your forehead, it's really so distracting
We know you play it cool but it's apparent that you're acting
$50,000 down the drain
For a useless degree that caused you so much pain
Now you're job is the Internet and yeah, that's pretty dope
But what comes after that?
You legit have no hope
You should probably say literally one more damn time
It really shows your intellect and let's your smart shine
That's not how you use it
Not grammatically correct
You're such a disgrace
Show the world some respect
Now let's cut to the chase
This has gone on to long
You're a basic blonde-haired Asian trying to sing a rap song
Stick to "DIY Girl"
That's all you know
You're rhymes are horrendous
And so is your flow


So is your flow
So is your flow
So is your flow

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