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It was the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
Everybody was stoned,
Even the mouse.

Man from the courthouse,
And me from the jail,
I just settled down
to get a piece of her tail.

When all of the sudden,
I heard such a clatter,
I tripped on my dick
A nd busted my bladder.

I went downstairs
and what did I see?
A fat little red faget, hanging from the tree.
He stuffed the stockings
with reefers and beer,
And a big fat hairy dick
for that family queer.

That's the end of my story,
Funny wasn't it? You see.

She didn't even
She didn't see my thing behind ya
Leave ya for this private eye
I was there to give 'em near to my
Zima zima mommy fah

I'm gonna say this
Hope it don't offend ya
Came to the grizma
Give 'em a taste of me
Give 'em a little excitement to the damn monkey
Your monkey can stay with me
Ahh, ahh, ahh

Chevy took my brain
Same old motherfucker, sucked my dick that day
He will never zima zima
Never, never not that day

I'm really sick of all this excitement
Yeah, but he thinks he's better than me
Uma zooma nooga dunga
You can suck my dick all day
One, two, three, four
Santa can suck my dick all day

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