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Ohh, nothing’s on!
This show sucks!
This is not good enough!
Well, I’ll zap that!

Zap zap zap that, zap zap!
Nothing’s on the television.
Zap zap zap that, zap zap!
I’ve been sitting here for hours but nothing is on!
Zap zap zap that, zap zap!
All I see is only crap!
Zap zap zap that, zap zap!
It doesn’t even make sense at all.

Fat people getting weighed, zap that!
A black man floating in space, zap that!
Average guy at his office, zap!
A man trying to get in on with snake, zap!
People biking in poo, zap that!
An odl man singing like a woman, zap that!
An old man yelling at food, zap!
A stranger in s suit eyeballing me, zap that!

Zap that, zap that!
You try to entertain me, but I…
Zap that, zap that!
The only thing thats fun is just to…
Zap that, zap that!
You try to entertain me, but I…
Zap that, zap that!
The only thing thats fun is just to…
Zap zap zapititpi zap zap zap zap.

You have nothing to say, you can’t decide.
Look at you stupid, you are inside.
What’s good and bad is my decision.
I’m the king of television.

My hat is a crown.
Televison bow down.
Me and my qeen, the remote.
We zap you and then we gloat.
I have sentenced you to bad TV
Now, I will punish thee.
First I shoot, then I electrocute!

Zap it, zap it…

I can zap with my my toe.
I can zap with my finger
I can zap with my Joe.
That means dick, you ginger.
You show me crap,
I give you zap!
You show me crap,
now watch me zap!

Zap it, zap it…

-Oh no, the TV is broken! Come back!
-Well, hello… This is a good show… This guy is interesting…

Won’t zap that, won’t zap that.
This is entertaining,
I won’t…
Zap that, won’t zap that.
With this guy on TV I will not…
Zap that, won’t zap that.
This is entertaining,
I won’t…
Zap that, won’t zap that.
With this guy on TV I will not…

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