We are about to get extremely seriuously together And I know our lives are gonna get so much better But firts we should come clean and just be honest with each other That's what I learned from the most important person in my life, my mother We both have secrets and things we're not proud of I belive it's true And it's best to talk about them now for me and you 'Cuz this relationship should be built on honesty And we don't want old stuff to come and hunt us when we're family
- Agree?
I sometimes text with my ex-girlfriend just because we're friends But if you don't want me to speak with her, I'll make sure it ends I can be somewhat untidy and sometimes I make a mess But if you ask "Do I look good in this dress?" I will say "Yes."
I only eat spaghetti, hamburgers and pizza I have a picture of me leaning against the croocked tower of Pisa If I do not pluck my eyebrows they will grow to one I know the entire lyrics to Celine Dions "My Heart Will Go On" I squeeze the mayonnaise tube right here in the middle I forget the toilet seat, and Ringo is my favourite Beatle I have every episode of "Teen mom" on my PVR And I collect all of my tonails in this jar I have a dream to one day become a famous superstar And there's a homeless man named Greg that is living in my car Hope this doesn't scare you away from us two becoming one 'Cuz we'll gave a lot of love And this crappy song
- Wow, that's lot to process. I didn't know... There is a Greg in your car? Well, I appreciate the honesty. So...
I have a diamond jeweled pink iPhone encasement Chronic flatulence and a boy in my basement If I drink I turn sexist and I can be a prick But I will try my utmost not to ne like that, now suck my dick I sometimes cry when I watch a super duper touching movie I put my cat - and I think that Nickelback is super groovy I've had like fifty girlfriends before we met each other Let's say like fiftyone, if we include your mother I have so many things on my heart that I gotta say I hate laughter, and your sexface makes me sort of gay I know it's harsh but honesty, that is what I'm all about I don't eject the USB before I plug it out Sometimes I swap babies in the hospital just for fun And right now under here I'm pointing at you with loaded gun I hope you still want to be my one 'Cuz we'll have a lot of love And this crappy song!
- I don't know if I can...
I am a wizard and my best friend is a goose named Peter Sometimes I wet the bed, but mainly I am a bed shitter If I get bored I pay my twinbrother to hang with you Actually I am him right now, hello my name is Stu
I have a family of martians hiding in my attic My dad's also my unclebrother and I am a 1D fan I was a she, but took a sexchange just to be with you I have 11 pairs of crocks and a YOLO tattoo I sometimes breastfeed sleeping hoboes, then I run away I stole the "Z" from crazy, so that we could just say cray I might look young, but I am 120 years 'Cuz I sold my soul to Satan and inject myself with baby tears I hope you wanna be my girl for all eternity Cut of my hand, together we can rule the galaxy If you don't stop me this song is gonna last forever And is it ever gonna take off? Let me tell you: Never! I still believe it's important with this type of conversation I really hope this isn't Too Much Information
- Okay, this is a bit too much - Oh... - It's really because my... my best friend is a duck, and ducks and geese don't really get along. It's like vampires and werewolves. So, it's a no go. I'm sorry. I'm just gonna go. - Hey, Peter. Guess who's single and ready to hit the town with his favourite goose friend? That's who!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
