Children let me tell you a tale
Of a mythical man and his cargo van
Tonight you'd better say your prayers
Remember that this story is true
- So beware -
He sneaks into your room - at night
Kinda like the Tooth fairy
Zorro mask, gloves and - black cape
And balls that are hairy
When you're in a state of deep sleep
The bandit takes advantage
He pries open your mouth
Wild sexual testicle carnage
A secret scrotal assault
Vigilante ball - doom blitz
What's that nasty taste of salt?
Sperm sprayed across your lips
Tea baggin', tea baggin', tea bgaggin' - nut bandit
Tea baggin', tea baggin', tea baggin;' - NUT!
Tea baggin', tea baggin', tea baggin' - nut bandit
Wake up choking on his balls!
He removes his sack and creeps out of sight
A rude awakening in the dead of night
Was it just a nightmare or is the legend true?
Either way your face is covered in fuckin' man glue!
Before you can do shit, he vanishes into thin air
And you're left traumatized with a mouth full of pubic hair
Who is this masked outlaw, who's nuts swing free?
Who is the nut bandit?
It's a mystery!
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