Tell me, tell me that Tell me, tell me that Tell me, tell me that Can I look into your eyes ? Can't ya hear me say ?
Tell me, tell me that Can I dance between your thighs Can't ya hear me say ?
Oh oh oh oh, Tell me yeah yeah yeah Oh oh oh oh, Tell me yeah yeah yeah
Tell me, tell me that Tell me, tell me that Tell me, tell me that Can I twist and pull your hair ? Can't ya hear me say ?
Tell me, tell me that Can I carry you upstairs ? Can't ya hear me say ?
I know I ain't a Romeo I know you got no place to go I need your love I want my share
Well nuh-uh, and no-no-no Tell me uh-huh, and yeah yeah yeah
Oh oh oh oh, Tell me yeah yeah yeah Oh oh oh oh, Tell me yeah yeah yeah
sssssshhhhhh......
(imitating Elmer Fudd) Be ve-e-ewy v-e-eewy qwiet... It's woman season I'm woman huntin hahahahahahahaha
Every time I go woman huntin It always seems to blow up in my face
See, I don't always get the things I want But a sweet, kind, loving, forgiving, understanding, beautiful, rich, c*ck-sucking nymphomaniac would be nice every now and then !
Hey, I'm a nice guy I bathe Sure I got blue balls, so what Doesn't make me a bad person Oh you know this ?
One example, The girl that walked out on me on New Year's Eve Well she came back last night and she said "I don't have to go home tonight" I said "alright"
So once again, I go out and I buy a case of cold, cold Heinekin And I had it out in the van, it was the big bottle, Not the little bottle, the big bottle of Jack Daniels
I had TWO left, Two ludes for the girl of my wet dreams
Now, once again, She drinks my beer, She drinks my whiskey She does my quualudes
Five in the morning comes, Note: Five has come, Steve has yet to come Five in the morning comes
And this girl looks at me In a most peculiar way She is not looking very well From her eyes come these big, big, big, big tears Rolling all over her face Down into her chest and Into her underwear
And she's got those big green snot bubbles You know - it's not runny, It's big thick sh*t
And she's got drool This sh*t had legs, I don't know what the f*ck it was
It was nothing but Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my ! Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my ! Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my ! Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my !
So she's not looking very well, We've established that, right ?
So she looks at me and says "Stevie.....I feel sick. I gotta go home now."
And she THREW UP all over the floor
It was disgusting It smelled really, really bad It smelled like....it smelled like puke Only puke smells like puke You can have farts that don't smell like puke Nothing smells like puke but real puke The sh*t was steamin It was on my carpet I was there just to have a good time with the lady I took her out for dinner, and she puts dinner on my carpet In a steaming heap of puke I'm sorry, I was PISSED
So I looked at her, and I said "You....no good for nuthin Fuzzy headed, big-eyed Booger-nosed, blow-me lips Double-chin, flat chested, hairy back, Big fat hairy a** "
She had crowbar black pubic hair And she had cellulitic legs And she did NOT shave her legs, So if to touch it pricked, it pricked to touch 'em To touch it pricked, it pricked to touch 'em, She had big feet like Bozo the Clown Oh she weebled but she won't fall down
I said "You get your teary, snotty, droolin, F*ckin hairy a** outta my home you Whore-bag pig bitch !"
What would you do ? What would YOU do ?
I said "Go outside and do that" I don't need this I'll go to the Geisha house Find a real whore
Quit throwing up Sh*t stinks Just stop it
And I said... Don't tell me no Tell me yeah, yeah, yeah
Don't tell me no Tell me yeah, yeah, yeah
And she threw up AGAIN !!
Tell me, tell me that Tell me, tell me that Tell me, tell me that Can I lubricate your lips? Can't ya hear me say ?
Tell me, tell me that Can I sink your battleship ? Can't ya hear me say ?
I know I ain't a Romeo I know you got no place to go I need your love I want my share
Well nuh-uh, and no-no-no Tell me uh-huh, and yeah yeah yeah
